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#1062: Joel Richardson

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Joel Richardson is an anti-abortion activist, decorative painter, armchair apocalyptist and author, who writes for his own blog Joel’s Trumpet, for the WND, as well as for Glenn Beck’s website. His specialty appears to be international politics, on which he takes a decidedly Biblical stance. He has for instance written about how the possible collapse of the European Union may pose a problem for many end-times theologians and their predictions of Biblical prophecy – not for Biblical prophecies per se, to be sure, but for one particular school of endtimes thought. Richardson is himself pretty adamant about the upcoming endtimes, and most of his writings seem to be concerned with how a Muslim Antichrist will lead an army to attack Israel, in fulfillment of the Biblical prophets and the Book of Revelation and usher in the Armageddon. And of course the Muslims are in a revolutionary alliance with the leftists, because they share all the relevant values (i.e. disagreeing with Richardson).

Of course, his columns for WND are primarily advertisements for his own books (e.g. Mideast Beast: The Scriptural Case For an Islamic Antichrist and Islamic Antichrist: The Shocking Truth About the Real Nature of the Beast, which asserts that “90 percent of the current world fighting involves Islamic terror movements,” though the number is made up) and DVDs about the endtimes, but the distinction between editorial content and advertising has never been taken particularly seriously by that particular website. According to WND Islamic Anti-Christ is also “almost certain to be greeted in the Muslim world with the same enthusiasm as Salman Rushdie’s ‘The Satanic Verses.’ And Richardson is prepared. He has written the book under a pseudonym to protect himself and his family.”

Richardson was at least able to see the positive side of an Obama (the “race-baiter”) reelection (which thrilled “millions of pot-heads, sodomites, pro-aborts and all common moochers”) despite his anti-Christian stance: it would help Christians know what it feels like to live in an oppressive state like Iran and take comfort in the fact that the Kingdom of God prophecied in the Bible lies ahead. Obama also foreshadows the Anti-Christ, according to Richardson, but that goes without saying. For an illustration of Richardson’s powers of thought, this one is pretty illuminating.

Diagnosis: Fundamentalist idiot, standard type. 

#1063: David Aaron Richey

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David Aaron Richey is a pastor of the Gulf Coast Christian Center and founder of Operation MOBILE International Churches Inc..who has made an effort to get his priorities right. That’s why Richey is “not afraid of the many disasters that are happening simultaneously in our world. I’m not afraid of all the wars that are currently raging on almost every continent on the globe. The potential for nuclear accidents globally doesn’t frighten me.” So what’s he afraid of? “What terrifies me are good men and women saying and doing nothing when politicians we voted into office are making moral laws that contradict everything a Holy God stands for.” And you know what he means, right? David Richey is afraid of zeh gays. “Civil liberties ought not to infringe on the civil liberties of other citizens. I have a right to live in a community that does not force me to agree with and defend perverted sexual acts between two people.” Of course, no one is forcing Richey to agree with or defend anything – he has even been allowed to write long rants condemning homosexuality. But hey, these people live an breathe their persecution complex.

Diagnosis: Doesn’t exactly spend his energy to make the world a better place. That’s what happens when paranoia and bigotry are the governing principles for all your intellectual efforts.  

#1064: Harry Riley

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We feel compelled to throw in a brief entry on Harry Riley as well. Riley, as you may recall (or not), is a retired US army colonel and the leader of Operation American Spring, a May 2014 rally in DC intended to stop President Obama’s attempt to turn America into a “socialist-fascist-communist-Marxist dictatorial, tyrannical system”, oust him from office and put him in Gitmo. The operation was supposed to proceed in several stages; first the event would draw 10 million attendees (activist Jim Garrow suggested 30 million). Then at least a million activists would remain in DC until their demands were met. Of course, the turnout was somewhat lower than expected (in fact, the estimation was off by approximately 10 million) numbering in total around 100 people (according to Riley “I think we probably had three or four thousand the first day,” but he has shown himself to be less than ideally trustworthy on this matter). Organizers blamed the weather, but prior to the event Terry Trussell, Operation American Spring’s chief of staff, and far-right radio host Mark Hoffmannwarned attendees to prepare for violence and possibly even a drone strike to “destroy the capital just to get rid of us,” so perhaps they were just scared. After the event Riley claimed that “probably 1,000” activists are still on the National Mall pushing for Obama’s removal from office as part of stage two of the operation. People who were actually theresuggested that Riley’s estimate was off by approximately … 1,000, describing instead a total number somewhat “less than ten”.

At Phase 3 of the operation “[t]hose with the principles of a West, Cruz, Dr. Ben Carson, Lee, DeMint, Paul, Gov Walker, Sessions, Gowdy, Jordan, should comprise a tribunal and assume positions of authority to convene investigations, recommend appropriate charges against politicians and government employees to the new U.S. Attorney General appointed by the new President.” Which is ridiculously illegal and serves to confirm the suspicion that despite Riley’s claims to be defending the Constitution, he really doesn’t have the faintest clue what’s in it.

Actually, Riley suggested that he wasn’t really behind the operation – the main strategist was God, and the main reason the campaign would succeed in forcing President Obama out of office was that the campaign was “bathed in prayer” and “under God”.

Diagnosis: Delusional nutter. Evidently pretty harmless.

#1065: Joyce Riley

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Joyce Riley is a “prolific but generic” 9/11 truther, who spreads her delusions and joyful alignment with the Dunning-Kruger lowest quartile on virtually any topic through The Power Hour, a daily streaming radio show, which calls itself a “Patriotic media news portal”, and which is also transmitted by such noteworthy outlets as the WWCR. Apparently Riley rose to fame mainly through her “work” on natural remedies for the Gulf War Syndrome after her (apparently) military career, an condition that she seems to have concluded to be the result of biological warfare conducted on US Military members, primarily – it seems – administered through vaccines, the goal apparently being “Malthusian population reduction” (you can read one of her screeds here). Proof that the powers that be are in a conspiracy against her? “No one has come to me and said, ‘you shouldn't be saying this.’ The reason being that they don't want to fight me in court. They know its true.” One wonders how she would have concluded if they had told her that she shouldn’t be saying what she says.

Riley’s rants are also brilliant displays of crank magnetism. In addition to the absence of any earthly foundation for her political screeds, you get the usual tripe on medical issues – most of which is actually pinched directly from NaturalNews and Joe Mercola’s website. A recurring idea is that “allopathic” doctors and conventional medicine are much more dangerous than guns (hence, there is no justification for gun laws: “Doctors, comparatively, kill 783,936 people each year, which is 64 times higher than [the number killed by other people with guns]. Doctors shoot you not with bullets, but with vaccines, chemotherapy and pharmaceuticals ... all of which turn out to be FAR more deadly than guns.” The positive health advice seem generally to concern avoiding the nebulous toxins through dietary choices, detox therapies and living naturally.

And hey, Riley doesn’t believe in global warming either. But she does believe in chemtrails.

You can also buy stuff from her shop – mostly various dubious herbal supplements and colloidal silver, as well as documentaries such as Chuck & Anita Untersee’s Behold a Pale Horse – America’s Last Chance and her own (Beyond Treason) and others’ (e.g. David von Kleist’s 9/11 in Plane Sight) documentaries on 9/11 (both directed by William Lewis).

Diagnosis: Another masterly combination of paranoia and the Dunning-Kruger effect, and the results are precisely the same every time. There are surely those who listen to her, but her listeners are probably way beyond hope anyways. 

#1066: Sandy Rios

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Wingnut wailings are usually rather predictable, and managing to carve out a certain personal voice in the gibberish requires something special. Sandy Rios is one such – there is little original about her talking points and PRATTs, but she has a way of formulating herself that still gives her the powers, occasionally, to amaze – and that is not a compliment. Rios is probably most famous as a Fox News Channel contributor and radio host, but she is also the president of Culture Campaign and previous president of Concerned Women for America, as well as chairman of the North Korean Freedom Coalition. She is also associated with the American Family Association, and the proud recipient of the 2005 Henry Hyde Leadership Award, a Pro-Life Action League’s “Protector Award”, Eagle Forum’s Excellence Award, and Family PAC’s 1999 “Conservative of the Year,” which would not look particularly good on the CV of anyone concerned about reason, sanity or civilization.

Rios's Personal Stamp on Anti-Equality
Rios’s ability to put a personal stamp on things can – anticlimactically enough – be illustrated by her predictable positions on gay rights. Where the usual suspect points out how gay rights mean the End of AmericaTM or how it legitimizes demon possession, Rios – who seem not to be particularly well informed about what marriage equality amounts to – put it eloquently and in her own recognizable style when she said that gay marriage brings about the “rape of our children’s innocence.” 

Well, not only their innocence – you see, gay men are “child predators by nature”, and the Penn State abuse scandal was part of the “whole fabric” of gay rights, though how it fits the agenda was left unexplained. In fact, grades are dropping in public schools because of their LGBT-inclusive education, which is just like teaching kids how to use crack, and which leads to“witchcraft” and gay molestation (and don’t get her started on common core: Rios fears that children “won’t survive” common core and that Christians will have to build a “parallel society”, which those who share the religious views of Rios, in many cases, already have). Gay people are also trapped in “a powerful web of deceit,” which is why they e.g. push the “complete fraud” that is the Matthew Shepard murder. Together with pastor Erwin Lutzer Rios linked homosexuality to pedophilia, crime, and Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro (gay people love each other the way Castro loved the women he kept imprisoned, according to Rios). Which is probably not correct. Nor will LGBT rights, contrary to Rios’s assertions, transform America into Soviet Russia – she did not elaborate on the mechanisms in that case either, but the idea is presumably that gay rights lead to “fascism” and “lack of freedom” and because defenders of gay rights are the enemies in a “war between those who love this country” and “those who want to destroy it.”

Close enough, I suppose. After all, in the minds of people like Rios, everything they don’t fancy are really, and despite superficial disagreements, united against them and their fellow true believers, and the goal of that conspiracy is to destroy America. Evidence? Well, the fact that Obama (an “enemy of the faith”) suggested equality for non-Christians during his inauguration was abundant proof for Rios. How shocking! As Rios points out: “Now he’s putting, when he lists all these denominations and atheists and Buddhists and Muslims, it’s like we’re all equal, of equal proportion, and we are not.” What more proof of a conspiracy could anyone possibly ask for. How dares he! Obama is, by the same token, overlooking the fact that Islam is, according to Rios, not covered by the First Amendment because it’s not just a religion, it’s a political ideology that seeks to control everything. Totally unlike her own brand of Christianity™.

Rios on Obama
And evidently Obama got where he is by dishonest means. Yes, Rios is a birther; indeed, just to make sure, she claimed that even if he was born in Hawaii, he wouldn’t be a “real American,” since Hawaiians aren’t. Admittedly, she won’t “affirm” that Obama is a Muslim – only that his priorities (“two weapons”) are “Islam first and homosexuality probably second.” No, she doesn’t see a tension between those priorities: Christianity™ is anti-gay; radical Islam, on the other hand, is all about gay liberation and queer theory. But there is also something darker going on; Rios has noticedthat “there’s a black cloud over our national capital” that is bringing down America; and there is a “spiritual” element to the political battle: “I do think what we’re facing here is otherworldly, there is a supernatural power to this president that I can’t – that I think most of us have picked up, those of us who believe in God and believe that there are other forces at work here, but we don’t know what God’s mind is on this.” I don’t think she means that she thinks that Obama's “otherworldly”, “supernatural power” suggests that he may be Santa Claus.

And have you not noticed that Obama is “not offended when Americans are killed”? Apparently “he doesn’t have the same sense of protection and anger over it.” He won in 2012 because he “harnessed people’s capacity for envy, hate and greed”, features that characterize the left. Proof? Well, one example of the left’s lack of decency is their tendency to set crucial legislative votes around the Christmas season in order to distract conservative activists who are too busy celebrating the holiday to wage political battle. Of course, no rightwinger would ever politicize Christmas

(For the record: Rios has claimed that the Left’s “war on Christmas” is exactly what Hitler did in Nazi Germany, though she didn’t provide any examples for comparison; nor did she provide any for her claim that Obama is “just like” Hitler and Mao.)

Things were apparently much better under Bush. Rios has in fact asserted that, contrary to Obama, Bush gave us peace in the Middle East “for ten years”. Clearly Rios sees positive sides of Bush that the rest of us, for obvious reasons, don’t.

The Source of the Downfall of America
But the rot leading to the End of America has been there for a while. According to Rios pornography “sickness” was the “reason why Bill Clinton was elected for a second time”, apparently since pornography causes brain changes in young people, making them robots who just mindlessly vote for Clinton (also here). That is probably why there are now“tons of people in government” who are communists (yes, once again Rios doesn’t have the faintest clue what communism is, apart from the conviction that it belongs in her slightly nebulous “not” group). And Hilary Clinton is a liar – Rios has dismissed her health problems as “an Alinskyite feminist lie” (it is interesting how Rios is able to say so much about herself in just three words).

Rios has also toyed with anti-semitism. When Brigitte Gabriel, who sees Islamic indoctrination everywhere, was a guest on her show Rios was quick to warn about “Jewish leftists” who are “eager to embrace Islam.” It is almost as if she doesn’t care that her points make absolutely no sense. Nor can much by way of coherence be discerned in her argument that evolution (she is of course a creationist) is a “powerful Jewish forces” and that the ACLU will destroy America, though it is allegedly because the ACLU is somehow trying to “eliminate God and attack the family” in order to “make the United States a socialist country” that ultimately “takes away our freedoms.”

Rios on Abuse Victims and Minorities
Of course, as any true wingnut, Rios is not only opposed to gay marriage. She is equally outraged about birth control and counseling services to victims of abuse. When the Obama administration deciced to require health insurers to cover birth control, she was predictably outraged, pertinently asking: “Are we going to do pedicures and manicures as well?” since pedicures and manicures and counseling to abuse victims are exactly the same.

How Rios’s worldview is informed by her galloping persecution complex is probably nowhere better expressed than her claim that the “real victims” of the Trayvon Martin case were white people – white people are now the targets of racism from black people, in particular Obama (indeed, black people are the only racists, according to Rios, and in that respect they are exactly like feminists!) – and she bemoaned that Martin’s death “is threatening I think the very fiber of this truce that blacks and whites have come to over the last fifty years” (notice the interesting use of the word “truce” in that passage – clearly Rios has a, shall we say, old-fashioned view of the relationship between groups).

She has recently suggested that opponents of the ban on gays in the boyscouts (such as “Mitt Romney”!) should be forced to pay for all the child abuse cases that Rios claims will be a consequence of having openly gay Boy Scouts (“there is a huge amount of sexual abuse in the male gay community,” also, Obama hates whites). One wonders whether she thinks that would mean paying for their pedicures and manicures as well.

More of the Same
As should be obvious, self-awareness is not one of Rios’s strongest traits. As many American Family Association members she was outraged that some organizations suggested boycotting Chick-fil-A over their discrimination of gay people – she agreed with her guest James Simpson saying that “[t]he left is almost universally unscrupulous, they are amoral, that’s part of their philosophy, so they feel free to attack anybody and anything that they don’t like” – despite the fact that the AFA were themselves engaged in multiple boycotts of companies that support LGBT rights at the same time.

Here is one of her reaction to the DOMA decision. Here is another, in which she and Fred Jackson declare that marriage is now dead in the US and that God will have his vengeance (you can probably imagine how she reacted to Michael Sam), and here is her argument for restoring the ban on gays in the military because gay people are “disordered” and won’t be able to “provide strong defense for our nation.” Indeed, Rios complained in 2013 that if the US attacks Syria over the Assad regime’s use of chemical weapons, American military efforts may fail as a result of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and the opening of additional positions to female service members – as opposed to what happened in Iraq, one surmises? (In fairness, Rios has suggested, as reported above, that the Iraq war never happened.)

Here she voices her fear that food stamps will aid Islamists and Palestinian refugees that Obama hasn’t already resettled in the US (she got that one from a totally trustworthy chain email, the same source as she had for her claim that Obamacare has a specific exemption for Muslim-Americans, a claim that doesn’t even begin to make sense). And with regard to a service held at the one-year anniversary of the Boston Marathon bombing she complainedthat they didn’t thank God enough for protecting us from the bombing being worse, so now God may just let something much worse happen to teach them a lesson.

Still, if you want the essence of Rios, I think her defense of Austin Ruse, who that liberal professors should be “taken out and shot.” Rios defended the comment by pointing out that Ruse’s were really just “words of life”. Yup. What a gloriously daft description, whatever it means. At least they were “words of life” because they warn people like liberal professors that they will be condemned by God and sent to Hell. How you get from what Ruse said and intended to convey to such a warning is beyond reason - independently of the fact that the warning itself is what it is.

Diagnosis: And so it goes. Rios distinguishes herself from other paranoid wingnuts primarily by being even more crazy and oblivious – which is no mean feat. One wonders whether her influence is beyond the negligible among anyone who is not already utterly lost to reason.

#1067: Gail Riplinger

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An old picture of Riplinger
King James Only” denotes the idea that the King James Version (KJV) of the Bible from 1611 is the best or only genuine translation, and in the case of some – such as Gail Riplinger – that it possesses special magical properties. Whereas modern translations are made by a conspiracy of Bible-denying satanists, liberals and secular humanists, the KJV was genuinely dictated by Jesus, who obviously wanted a translation into God’s own language, 17th century English.

Riplinger, a trained interior decorator, has written a textual analysis – New Age Bible Versions– comparing various contemporary translations side by side with the King James, which, given her tortured logic, quote-mining, fake quotes, lies, numerology and fallacious reasoning, ends up identifying a modern conspiracy among, well, Satan, secularists (Satanists), New Agers (Satanists) and child molesters to remove the name of God from the Bible and prepare the apostate church of these last days to accept the Antichrist, his mark, his image, and religion. “Watch out,” she says, “for the letter ‘s’ – sin, Satan, Sodom, Saul (had to be changed to Paul). The added ‘s’ here is the hiss of the serpent,” which is an interesting start of an approach to accuracy in translation. She also notices that the “Five Points” of Calvinism form a Satanic pentagram – which shows that Bible translations made by Calvinists are Satanic (she is unaware that the KJV was procured in part by Puritans, who were Calvinists themselves) – and identifies Henry Kissinger as the anti-Christ. Particular scholarly praise goes to her acrostic algebra to reveal “the ashy residue on which the NIV and NASV [newer Bible translations] rest”:

    Step 1: (NASV - NIV) - AV = X
    Step 2: (NASV - NIV) - AV = X
    Step 3: (ASI + NV) - AV = X
    Step 4: ASI + NV - AV = X
    Step 5: SIN = X

Indeed. Of course, “NISV” stands for the New American Standard Bible, which is usually abbreviated (also in Riplinger’s work) as NASB, but that abbreviation wouldn’t have “worked”. The NIV, on the other hand, is rejected because one of the translators, Herbert Wolf, is called “wolf”, therefore Satan (“they have devoured souls”). Her webpage is here.

Riplinger has of course received her share of criticism (e.g. here and here) from people who know language, history, or just the basics of critical thinking, as well as from those who claim that Riplinger is a woman and should therefore not be teaching the Bible at all (here, for instance; Mark McNeil and Bob L. Ross weigh in here, and David Cloud’s critique is here). An example of Riplinger’s scholarly responses to critics is here.

Related KJV-only ideas have been promoted by Jack Chick’s resident Biblical “scholar” David Daniels here, and by Peter Ruckman, who believes that the Septuagint, the Tanakh of Hellenistic Judaism and the Old Testament of Eastern Christianity, was a hoax.

Diagnosis: Even after so many loons, they still have the power to come up with something fresh and exciting. Beautiful.

#1068: Tom Ritter

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Tom Ritter is (or at least was) a high school chemistry and physics teacher at Annville-Cleona High School in Lebanon, Pennsylvania. It’s a bit scary that people like Ritter are actually teaching kids about what they mistake for science, but so it is – Ritter is a creationist who unsuccessfully sued Pennsylvania public schools in 2006 for teaching evolution. According to Ritter evolution is non-scientific. It is non-scientific because evolutionists fail to prove that life can be created from non-life – a question of biochemistry that has nothing to do with evolution – because no one has proved that macroevolution occurs, and because computers don’t resemble human brains. Therefore, Ritter alleges, evolution entails atheism, and atheism is a religion. It is not entirely clear whether he received any legal assistance in drafting his formal legal complaint (it ends, almost as an addendum, with the demand that the District’s tax collector “be enjoined from collecting any taxes until the District is again legal”).

Ritter also challenged evolutionists to debate him for the prize of $1000, a challenge that was backed by the local Constitution Party, but little seems to have come of it (Ritter was explicit that he wanted it to be a contest of rhetoric, not scientific reasoning, by wanting students with no scientific background to serve as the jury). You can see a former student of Ritter’s chime in here in the comments section.

Diagnosis: Village idiot with a severe case Dunning-Kruger lowermost quartile behavior combined with delusions of grandeur. Hopefully neutralized, unless he is still teaching at high school levels.

#1069: Randy Rives

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Randy Rives was the Texas Taliban Candidate for the 31stDistrict during the 2012 Texas Senate election. He lost that one, fortunately. For the rest of us Rives came to attention through his antics as a member and board president of the Ector County School Board in Odessa, Texas, where he wasinstrumental in implementing a Bible course as an elective course in public schools, heroically fighting the heinous efforts of the ACLU in the process. At least that’s how he presented himself in the 2010 campaign. As a matter of fact, Rives and his fellow fundamentalists (Renda Berryhill, Butch Foreman, and Doyle Woodall) were eventually ousted from the Board.

In 2010 Rives ran unsuccessfully for a place on the Texas State Board of Education, where he would ardently promote creationism, David Barton-style historical revisionism, and what he would himself describe as fighting the “pro-Muslim/anti-Christian bias” of textbooks. His campaign was, predictably, characterized by a disdain for facts and truth to match what he would have had in store for Texas public schools had he been elected.

Diagnosis: A characteristic example of the Taliban wing of Texas politics. Thus far, Rives has been (overall) rather unsuccessful, but he sure is ardent and should be watched

#1070: Richard Rives

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You’ll have a tough job challenging Ron Wyatt for American lunacy. Wyatt was, as you probably know, a pseudoarchaeologist and young earth creationist who claimed to have found Noah’s Ark, the Ark of the Covenant, and evidence for Moses’s crossing of the Red Sea (a more comprehensive list and a – far too “neutral” – discussion here). His claims were, rather obviously, rejected not only by anyone with the faintest connection to real science but by most religious fundamentalists as well – even Answers in Genesis rejects his discoveries, and that’s quite a standard for idiocy to achieve.

Wyatt is dead, but his work lives on. Richard Rives is the current president of Wyatt Archaeological Research, and hence responsible for maintaining Wyatt’s legacy. Rives and company have for instance “cleaned up” some of Wyatt’s own descriptions of his adventures and discoveries to circumvent some amusing details.

But Rives has also branched out a little. The WorldNetDaily, for instance, covered (a WND “exclusive” again) his declaration of War on Christmas since Christmas is a pagan holiday that should not be celebrated by Christians. Strangely enough neither Rives nor the WND were cited by other conservative pundits in their annual tirades concerning the alleged war on Christmas, even though Rives is one of few who have attacked Christmas explicitly.

Diagnosis: A loony as they come. At least Rives has positioned himself at the fringe’s fringe, and his influence is probably rather limited.

#1071: Anthony (Tony) Robbins

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Few arenas serve better as repositories of fluffy lunacy, vacuous pseudoscience and woo than the self-help literature and the rhetorics of motivational speakers, and Tony Robbins has certainly made a career out of being among the woolliest, silliest and daftest of them all. Robbins has even managed to acquire quite a bit fame and influence through his infomercials, seminars and books such as Unlimited Power: The New Science Of Personal Achievement and Awaken The Giant Within, works that scream “here there be no critical thinking but plenty of amorphous fluff to feed your confirmation biases” at potential customers. And so they do. Robbins’s writings are concerned with health and energy, overcoming fears, wealth-building, persuasive communication, enhancing relationships, as well as the pseudoscience of neurolinguistic programming (learned at the feet of NLP founder John Grinder) – to make sure that he obtains his trademarks he has even developed NLP into his own Neuro-Associative Conditioning, though the differences are too vague to be testable – and firewalking (learned at the feet of New Age guru Tolly Burkan). Most of Robbins’s writings are sufficiently vacuous to fail to reach the level of pseudoscience, and most of his gestures toward New Age Spirituality are sufficiently non-committal that one may seriously doubt that there are actual epistemic or ontological commitments behind Robbins’s rants. The concrete advice in Awaken the Giant Within really amount to little more than “get off your ass and do something” .

Robbins has, however, expressed respect for Deepak Chopra – a sentiment that seems to be mutual – and he has been endorsed by Oprah and Huffington Post.

Actually, Robbins doesn’t quite manage to avoid concrete lunacy (even apart from his forays into NLP), and it is displayed e.g. in Unlimited Power: The chapter “Energy: The Fuel of Excellence” includes information on food combining, lymphology, deep breathing and natural hygiene to promote health, and refers to the work of (“former partners”) Harvey and Marilyn Diamond. Robbins’s food woo is described here. Many of his metaphorical metaphysical sayings have also been taken to imply health advice, and he does have a curious attitude toward his own metaphors – i.e. he doesn’t quite get the metaphorical nature of his own metaphors. So when doctors allegedly called for him to “fight” a disease, Robbins had some trouble since he is a “lover”, not a “fighter”, concluding that “doctors don’t realize the hypnotic power of their messages,” and asserting that “it’s vital to bring hope to the table and give people the images and metaphors that will heal them.” That, readers, is as prime an example of motivational New Age bullshit woo as you’ll ever see.

He may, however, be most famous for his firewalking stunts, and I guess they may be summed up by “firewalking is not a particularly good idea” (or as it is summed up here). He has at least succeeded in convincing burned firewalkers at Robbins’s seminars to blame themselves for having poor attitudes.

Diagnosis: Tony Robbins’s advice is sometimes summed up as “it’s amazing what the mind can do” (that, at least, is the firewalking lesson). It is. Of course, the mind can’t conquer basic physics, but it is a bit amazing how motivational speakers like Robbins can convince people to blame themselves for failing to conquer physics. His influence is, in other words, a cause for concern.

#1072: Richard Roberts

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There are few good things to be said of Oral Roberts apart from the fact that he is no longer around. But the Oklahoma-based Oral Roberts University, which is by not even remotely a university, is still around, and Oral Roberts’s legacy is currently nurtured by his son Richard Roberts. Richard Roberts was for a while the president of the “university”, though God told him to resign in 2007 after some rather stunning displays of corruption and sleaze. The moral compass of Oral Roberts University is interestingly revealed by its chairman George Pearson here. I don’t think it is necessary to go into their views of science in any detail.

After resigning, Roberts focused his efforts on his father’s Evangelistic Foundation and its teachings, and the Taliban version of The Secret (the prosperity gospel), the strategy of which is to use the cover of humanitarian efforts to spread hateful religious fundamentalism to poor areas of third world countries.

Diagnosis: Forever doomed to live in the shadow of his father, Richard Roberts is certainly not doing much to fight the evil and rot of his legacy. He still seems to wield some influence, and should be considered dangerous.

#1073: Gordon Robertson

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Continuing with the topic of the last post – spawn of famous fundamentalists – Gordon is the Chief Executive Officer of the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN), the network owned by his father Pat Robertson. He is also a frequent co-host of the 700 Club and is currently producing the new CBN Superbook series that teaches children “the truth of Christ in God’s word.”

Robertson’s ideas and worldview lie close to his father’s, including commitments to the use of necromancy and creationism (though Gordon, like Pat, admits that the Earth is not 6000 years old). He has also claimed that selectively breeding strains of marijuana with higher levels of THC was contrary to the will of God, though he didn’t elaborate on the extent to which he himself observes a general prohibition on selective breeding (given that virtually any food bought in a regular store is the result of selective breeding).

Diagnosis: Given that his views are so close to those of his father it is hard to make this entry particularly exciting or surprising. But Gordon Robertson is still a mover and shaker among delusional wingnuts, and no Encyclopdia of loons is complete without an entry for him.

#1074: Arthur B. Robinson

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No, we are not going to dignify Phil Robertson with an entry, even as he is starting to gain some political influence. We have standards.

Arthur B. Robinson may be just about the greatest crank alive in the US today. Robinson was a professor of chemistry at UC San Diego until 1972, when he resigned to pursue a career as a crackpot, woo-meister, and fringe political figure, and has certainly gained a notoriety that can just be described as “remarkable”.

His first (well, as far as we can confirm) stint as a pseudoscientist was his partnership with Linus Pauling during Pauling’s Vitamin C quackery days, and Robinson and Pauling founded the Linus Pauling Institute for Science and Medicine in order to promulgate orthomolecular medicine; the ensuing pseudoscience is discussed here. Pauling and Robinson soon fell out due to Pauling’s leftist political leanings, however – Robinson was and remains a staunch rightwing wingnut.
After the break (which involved quite a bit of lunacy and some lawsuits) Robinson founded the legendary Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine (OISM) to further promote his own crackpottery – yes, that’s the organization behind the Oregon Petition (also discussed here, here, and here), which Robinson initiated with notorious expert-for-hire Frederick Seitz, and which tells you quite a bit about Robinson’s relationship to science and scientific methodology (Robinson the cargo cult scientist is discussed here). The OISM has become a major player in the distribution and promulgation of global warming denialism (its role is assessed here), and has also published research by noted deniers such as Willie Soon and Sallie Baliunas (standard references for any global warming denialist who have worked closely with Robinson and his family, including Arthur’s sons Noah and Zachary).

Robinson, however, is a crank magnet, and there is hardly a branch of pseudoscience or denialism that he has failed to endorse. Robinson is, for instance, a creationist, and a signatory to the Discovery Institute’s petition A Scientific Dissent From Darwinism, which is of course as weighty a contribution to biological sciences as the Oregon Petition is to climate research. Robinson’s views on evolution are for instance summed up here

God’s Law is the mediator between people if they are to get along well and are mutually beneficial to one another. It is up to you to learn to take the Bible seriously (no more discounting of God’s instructions about life that we find in the first 5 books of the Scriptures), study it, and make it part of your genetic makeup. Evolution is no more true of God’s standards of right and wrong than it is of creation. Community has been lost in our largely apostate age because we have forgotten God’s Law.

Robinson and the Oregon Institute are also associated with the anti-environmentalist, woo-promoting Doctors for Disaster Preparedness (DDP), which again is associated with a range of denialist positions and cargo cult science, including DDT ban myths, ozone depletion denialism, global warming denial, crank theories about radiation hormesis, vaccine denialism and HIV denialism. DDP’s mission is to refute “fake” threats and help prepare for “real” ones. The “real” threats are the possibility of global thermonuclear warfare, vaccines, environmentalists, and hippies; the “fake” ones include global warming, ozone depletion, and AIDS. DDP is also closely affiliated with the quack organization Association of American Physicians and Surgeons.

Indeed, Robinson has himself actively contributed to the DDP’s fields of interest. He is, for instance, head editor of the newsletter Access to Energy (a position he received at the request of its founder, none other than legendary mad crackpot Petr Beckmann). The newsletter, like DDP, promotes anti-environmentalism, global warming denialism, and AIDS denialism (it has been an important outlet for Peter Duesberg’s old and thoroughly refuted arguments, for instance). Indeed, Robinson has a particular love for radioactive waste, and has been deeply involved in radioactive quackery, promoting a view of radiation hormesis that is slightly crazier than those promoted by Ann Coulter (though Coulter probably got her views from Robinson), suggesting that “[a]ll we need do with nuclear waste is dilute it to a low radiation level and sprinkle it over the ocean – or even over America after hormesis is better understood and verified with respect to more diseases.” Great idea.

What else is missing? We have already touched on his dominionist leanings (Robinson has come out as a fan of the teaching of Rushdoony), but we need to mention survivalism and conspiracy theories. Robinson even co-authored the book Fighting Chance: Ten Feet To Survival with insane theocrat Gary North. The book is a survivalist tract that promotes the reintroduction of duck-and-cover drills and offers advice on surviving nuclear war (Robinson has, for good measure, created an organization, Physicians for Civil Defense, to promote his survivalist claims). You can even buy CD courses from Robinson’s website on how to prepare for the coming commie takeover and nuclear holocaust. True to form, Robinson also offers his own brand of homeschooling curricula for sale, which uses e.g. the books of G.A. Henty, promoting themes adapted from old British imperialism and racism (“my advice to homeschool parents is to teach geography, history, and government largely from books which were written in the 1950s and earlier, before it became popular to teach overt racism under the rubric of ‘multiculturalism’”). The overarching pedagogical idea is that “[h]ome schooling is no more than a tool that can be used to keep a child out of the World. If a young person is kept out of the World, the Lord will raise him (or her). Little else is necessary.”

His dominionist leanings and fear of the Evil Liberal Conspiracy have taken Robinson into politics proper. In 2010 and 2012 he ran on the Republican ticket for a seat in the House of Representatives in Oregon’s fourth district, and had a rather infamous meltdown incident in an interview with Rachel Maddow, where he rambled incoherently and accused Maddow of smearing him by quoting his own writing from Access to Energy. His platform seems to have been rather dominionist, implying that homosexuality is the cause of AIDS, supporting removing all taxes on energy and abolishing the public school system (as mentioned, he has his homeschooling curriculum). Robinson on the school system?

It is simply not biblical to place academic excellence at the pinnacle of child training values and to sacrifice other important values in the process. But this error comes quite naturally to westerners who have breathed deeply of the humanist air drawn from ancient Greece and filtered through Enlightenment Europe. The humanist worldview puts man at the center of the world and man’s mind as the supreme arbiter of truth. In this system education is all-important, education being defined in terms of intellectual achievement. Notice how the humanist solution to every problem known to man is more education, as if a well-trained mind will lead to virtuous living. Is premarital sex and its related diseases rampant? We need sex education? Does a teenage boy drive too fast and get speeding tickets? He needs more driver education. And on it goes. Now I’m not saying that our brothers who propose the superiority of Christian schools over homeschooling are Enlightenment lackeys. But I believe they are showing a bias toward intellectual achievement that is not drawn from the Bible.

At least the ideas make it somewhat clearer where the Oregon Petition came from.

Though he lost the election, Robinson still managed to obtain 45 % of the electorate, which should tell you something scary.

Diagnosis: Robinson is the very embodiment of crank magnetism and cargo cult science, and pretty much the standard against which all crankery is measured. He is pretty zealous – and the election results show that he has quite a bit of support among the reality-challenged – and must be considered extremely dangerous. 

#1075: James Robison

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A.k.a. God’s Hitman

We simply cannot forego the opportunity to mention the woolly thinking of apologist and Dunning-Kruger victim Marilynne Robinson (discussed here) but that is because we are rather tired of arguments for religiously motivated borderline anti-science by touchy-feely fluff and fogbanking (“I feel meaningful, therefore God”), and author Marilynne Robinson is certainly guilty (e.g. here, or here). I am not entirely convinced I have the right to call it “lunacy”, however.

James Robison makes things kinda easier. Robison is a Texas-based televangelist and the founder and President of the Christian relief organization Life Outreach International. He originally made a name for himself with his calling out “for God’s people to come out of the closet and take back the nation,” by organizing a “Freedom Rally” at the newly-built Reunion Arena that attracted 10,000 people; apparently Robison was “sick and tired of hearing about all of the radicals, and the perverts, and the liberals, and the leftists, and the communists coming out of the closet; it’s time for God’s people to come out of the closet, out of the churches and change America.” According to Mike Huckabee, who was Robison’s communications director at the time(!), that rally was the genesis of the Moral Majority.

Robison quickly rose to become one of the more prominent leaders of the conservative religious during the early 1980s, well-known for his opposition to homosexuality and non-Christian religions, and was for a time predicted to become the next Billy Graham. For some reason he withdrew from politics in the 80s, however, but has recently returned, and as delusionally insane as ever. Currently he runs the daily and pretty successful television program LIFE Today, and sells books promoting an unhealthy mixture of snowflakey fluff and brimstone. He is also part of the spiritual warfare website The Presidential Prayer Team, which is devoted to praying for the president in its own deranged manner – after all, Robison apparently believes that Obama is controlled by Satanic lies, including the satanic lies of Karl Marx (“birthed in the pit of hell”) and the Pharaoh.

During the 2012 election campaigns Robison assumed something of a “behind-the-scenes” role for the religious right (such as Rick Perry). However, he managed to draw some attention for himself when he posted a chart from writer Wayne Grudem on how to “defeat the enemy’s plan” (i.e. Satan’s plans) in politics and “fulfill the will of God.” In the plan Robison and Grudem identified Obama’s goals and means for reaching them, such as the desired result “death of babies” to be reached through “abortion” and “moral breakdown of society” to be reached by “teaching of evolution, with implication that there is no God to whom we are morally accountable; teaching of moral relativism in universities,” and so on. According to Robison gay marriage and abortion rights are part of a “furious flood of evil threatening to destroy our nation”. Heard it before? It would be interesting to hear them explain how, for once. “All manner of evil is going to be spewed out on our nation” due to gay rights, which is a “war against creation itself”, says Robison, but once again he doesn’t go into details (that would require him to commit himself to some causal mechanisms, which he is of course not willing to do).

In 2012 Robison teamed up with Discovery Institute’s Jay Richards, known for his promotion of Intelligent Design creationism and climate change denialism, to write a new book entitled Indivisible: Restoring Faith, Family, and Freedom Before It’s Too Late on how Christians can rise up and save America, telling secularists that he was trying to save America so that they would be able to “keep preaching your nonsense,” because in a world that doesn't believe in God, “you won't have the freedom.” But Robison won’t grant the secularists “the liberty and the license to continually assault the word of God, to assault marriage, to assault family, and to literally take your secular theocracy and cram it down our throats.” That privilege is exclusive to Robison and those who agree with him. So there. And it is all about freedom. The insane martyr complex and lack of self-awareness that has led Robison to believe he is persecuted by a “secular theocracy” is discussed here.

Among political standpoints Robison seems to have endorsedthe idea of David Barton, Jay Richards and Buddy Pilgrim that, because of the Bible (parable of the vineyard), employers have no obligation to be “fair” to their employees (i.e. minimum wage is often too generous, Biblically speaking), and that there is “a type of racism” growing in America against “free market capitalists” akin to the kind that they stood against along with Martin Luther King. I want readers to devote a second to assessing the level of delusional crazy exhibited by that point.

Then, of course, there are the anti-gay efforts. Satan is for instance behind the conspiracy that has organized for the show Glee to be aired on Television to bring about the end of America (also here). You can see him weigh in on the Hunger Gameshere (sheer, untarnished, clinical insanity). Here Robison compares fighting gay rights to helping victims of Hurricane Sandy.

Diagnosis: Ragingly, monstrously insane, to the level where it becomes a threat to coherence. But Robison is also extremey influential and must be considered very, very dangerous.

#1076: Lew Rockwell

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We generally avoid writing directly about politics, and the writings of Llewellyn Harrison Rockwell, Jr., usually concern politics – Rockwell is a libertarian writer, activist, and founder and former president of the Ludwig von Mises Institute, who currently runs a rather (in)famous website. Still, Rockwell is in many ways a rightwing mirror of Arianna Huffington, and just like the latter promotes all sort of fluffy moonbat pseudoscience, Rockwell promotes a range of pseudoscientific bullshit usually associated with wingnuttery.

Thus, his site offers a plethora of cargo cult science and denialism in the service of global warming denialism (often of the “environmentalists are racists” type), and Rockwell is a staunch promoter of the paleo diet, raw milk, barefoot running, and coconut oil, and the site often runs articles by none other than quack supreme Joe Mercola. Indeed, Rockwell.com even has a history of offering articles on AIDS denialism – not to speak of Rockwell’s own advocacy of eliminating of drunk driving laws, claiming that they persecute people solely for having a particular chemical in their bloodstream. The site has also served as a platform for dominionists like Gary North, exemplifying once again the uneasy and peculiar connection between American libertarianism and Taliban-style theocrats.

Diagnosis: Given his ample demonstration of poor reasoning skills and shitty ability to assess evidence when it comes to pseudoscience, woo and denialism, you may be excused for questioning his reasoning ability concerning politics as well (which, by the way, would be one of very few applications of ad hominem reasoning that would not be fallacious). Influential.  

#1077: Ricky Roehr

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For some reason many people have recently come to more or less equate disbelief in God with critical thinking. Well, Ricky Roehr thinks that “God is a Myth”. It surely hasn’t gotten him far on the path of good rational reasoning. According to Roehr “[w]hat there are, however, are human beings who were advanced scientists who created all forms of life, known as the Elohim. You can read about them in the oldest versions of the Bible, and the oldest versions are always the less polluted versions.” Roehr is a Raëlian – leader for the North American Raelian Movement, in fact – and according to him “there’s a very important difference between most atheists and the Raëlians: We’re still Creationists! The Raëlian Movement is an atheistic religion that is preparing humanity to welcome back its true creators, the Elohim, without fear or guilt.”

Raëlians are, in short, cultists who have replaced belief in God with belief in superior extraterrestrial beings but still adhere to an almost literal interpretation of the Bible, and has developed their own intricate system of pseudoscience, including Intelligent Design, and cloning – in 2002, for instance, their “research” institute Clonaid claimed it had created a child, Eve, through clone technology (yes, Clonaid’s CEO, Brigitte Boisselier, is a staunch Raëlian), and Raëlians have continued to publish books about their successes in the field of human cloning since then. No evidence of said cloned child has been made public, of course, and the whole thing is generally considered a hoax. It is, come to think of it, uncannily similar to scientology in many ways, though it should be emphasized (given that this is an Encyclopedia of Americanloons) that Raëlianism originated and enjoys its main popularity base in France.

Raëlians also believe that Jesus, Muhammad and Buddha are prophets of the extra-terrestrial Elohim. The popularity of the cult may, however, be limited by their symbol, a swastika located within a Star of David.

Diagnosis: As a low-level cultist, Roehr is reasonably insane, though his cult is committed to principles that probably ensure that its popularity will remain rather limited. Probably relatively harmless, in other words.

#1078: Joe Rogan(?)

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Joe Rogan is well-known as a stand-up comedian and commentator, particularly for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, as well as for hosting the NBC reality show Fear Factor and The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. His new show, Joe Rogan Questions Everything, premiered on Syfy in July 2013, and is his newest outlet for JAQ-ing off.

As so many celebrities and semi-celebrities Rogan has been weird for a time. His use of sensory deprivation and the isolation tank, for instance, has allowed him to gain various insights into the nature of consciousness and improvement of performance, health, well being and creativity – according to himself, of course (you can see him rant about it here). But his primary application for inclusion is his endorsement of virtually the whole gamut of conspiracy theories – yes, Rogan is just JAQing off, except that, as with most people JAQing off, he isn’t really just asking questions. He is finding holes in the official stories. And you know what that implies about his mindset. And to add fuel to the fire Rogan seems to bring up his conspiracy nuttery at pretty much every and any possible opportunity.

The moon landings? You can see him raise some “tricky” issues for Phil Plait here. (There is a summary of the event here and here, and discussions here and here). And completely in line with the results from research on memory bias Rogan couldn’t remember at all what happened a few weeks later and – despite being utterly refuted and debunked – misconstrued the discussion so as to conclude that no one were able to answer his questions, which they rather evidently were.

However, it counts strongly in Rogan’s favor that he has later apparently admitted that the moon landings were probably real. He hasn’t quite gotten there with regard to his beliefs that the U.S. government is behind 9/11, however (discussed with Rosie O’Donnell here), or with conspiracies surrounding Area 51, or – in particular – the weird Project Blue Book conspiracy, a series of studies of UFOs conducted by the US Air Force which they claim ended in 1970.

Diagnosis: Conspiracy nut, but Rogan does not appear to be as deeply mired (or as irrevocably lost to reason) as someone like Alex Jones. This may still end well, though it probably won’t.

#1079: Jay Rogers

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Imprecatory prayer is always cute, especially when it is put to novel use. Jay Rogers, a self-identified Christian reconstructionist and militant anti-abortionist from Florida, for instance, turned to imprecatory prayer during the 2008 election – but not against Obama; Rogers and his group prayed for God to strike down John McCain so Sarah Palin could become president. You seriously don’t come much more lunatic than that. His reasoning? Rogers wanted Palin for president in part because McCain is godless, Palin is not, and “[t]here is more untapped oil in Alaska than in Saudi Arabia” (uh … no).

During the elections Rogers also laid out his three point plan (modeled, on assumes, on his idea of what Jesus would do):

1. Vote Constitution Party. ("I vote my conscience and cannot support McCain even with Palin.")
2. Pray for Sarah Palin to win. (I am an idealist, but also a realist!)
3. Pray for John McCain’s salvation and speedy death.

I guess “realist” means something else in the dominionist parts of Florida, those parts where praying for the death of a president countsas a patriotic instance of Christian love.

Diagnosis: Ah, the love, charm, fluff, and flowery fields of Christian bliss. Rogers is demonstrably harmless, though, except potentially to people finding themselves in his immediate physical vicinity.

#1080: Kesha Rogers

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Lakesha (Kesha) Rogers is a political activist in the Lyndon LaRouche Youth Movement and seemingly perennial candidate for Texas’s 22nd congressional district for the Democrats (though the party has renounced all ties with her and her cult). Her recurring platform has thus far primarily consisted of campaigns to impeach Obama (she has been photographed holding a LaRouche campaign sign depicting President Obama with a Hitler mustache) and start a war with the UK since “Imperial Britain … has been the dominant force behind the destruction of sovereign nation states.”

Her objections to Obama includes his alleged attempts to dismantle NASA and his health care reform, which according to Rogers are fascist attempts to kill Americans (both of them). Since she has already firmly committed herself to inventing her own facts, Rogers has also rejected anthropogenic global warming as an attempt by London banking interests to ruin America’s economy.

Rather frighteningly, Rogers managed to win the Democratic primary election for the US House Texas 22nd District in 2010, which promptly caused the Democratic campaign in that district to implode. Her 2012 efforts were nevertheless once again successful (in winning the primaries, not the general election, of course) despite efforts from the Democratic party to prevent this lunatic from achieving any position of power.

Diagnosis: At least she puts rightwing wingnuttery in perspective. We hoped to conclude that it’s a Texas thing, but it probably isn’t. 

#1081: Melissa Mowrer Rogers & Kathy Heiney

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Heiney (left) and Rogers proudly
displaying their trinket

Melissa Mowrer Rogers and Kathy Heiney are the sisters behind the Texas-based Energetic Solutions Ltd, a company that started out developing homeopathic creams for stress reduction but is now most famous for producing the Shoo!Tag (discussed in some detail here). The Shoo!Tag is a tag to be worn by you or your pet to ward of insects and pests – according to the inventors it “represents a paradigm shift in the pest management industry.” How do they work? It draws upon “[n]ature’s energetic principles in combination with physics, quantum physics and advanced computer software technology” to utilize “the power of the bio-energetic field which surrounds all living things to create a frequency barrier which repels targeted pests for up to four months.” In other words, they don’t. Instead “Shoo!TAG™’s magnetic strip is encoded with beneficial frequencies and resonances and an electromagnetic charge bearing a polarized energy signature, which when introduced into the bio-energetic field of the wearer produces results.” It is hard to describe the profundity of the bullshittery exhibited by these claims. What you get, in short, is a credit card with the words “tick” or “flea” encoded in the magnetic strip, which is then supposed to scare away the named bug. Of course, there is not the faintest evidence that the tags actually repel insects, and skeptics have pointed out that it is unclear whether bugs can read binary digits off magnetic strips at distances larger than the distances at which humans can read binary digits off magnetic strips. So instead the producers provide several escape hatch arguments for why you don’t see the results you may have expected when using the tags.

Rogers and Heiney have their backgrounds in the “quantum biofeedback [sic] industry” and have extensive ties to none other than William Nelson.

While the product sounds merely stupid it may not be entirely harmless: There are reports that the company manufacturing Shoo!Tags has shipped tags to Africa and Haiti to help humans combat malaria, which is not funny anymore.

Diagnosis: Amazing gibberish, but we’ll give them credit for creativity. I suppose some readers may be inclined to suspect that Rogers and Heiney may not completely believe all their claims themselves, but I tend to like to think that you cannot completely fake this level of bullshit.
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