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#1036: Peter Popoff(?)

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Ok, this one might be too easy, though some may complain that Popoff may not really deserve an entry in an Encyclopedia that seeks to expose loons rather than cynical fraud. Well, if Popoff doesn’t warrant inclusion, then his current followers certainly do.

Peter Popoff is in any case a notorious, alleged faith healer and televangelist prophet (there is a decent resource discussing Popoff in particular here). He was famously exposed in 1987 by James Randi (videos here) who uncovered that he was being informed of believers’ illnesses through a radio receiver in his ear broadcast to him by his staff, based on conversations they had before the service (Popoff had of course led people to believe he was getting messages about their illnesses directly from God). The scandal did drive him into bankruptcy back then, but didn’t stop him from returning to the airwaves more recently to to fleece a new flock who may not be aware of the scandal.

His current scheme is the typical Prosperity Gospel or “pyramid scheme for Jesus” approach: By giving Popoff money you will make God give you ten times as much money back. He is usually seen on late night infomercials where you can call in and order his special package that includes magic salt and water that you sprinkle over your check, a prayer cloth, and anointing oil. He has reportedly made over $23 million dollars on this scheme.

His newsletters to his fans read mostly as a mixture of spam and cheap conspiracy theories (such as “the ‘23-Cent Heart Miracle,’ the one ‘Washington, the medical industry, and drug companies REFUSE to tell you about.’ (Why would they? They’d just be leaving money on the table),” and “I’m going to tell you something, but you must promise to keep it quiet. You have to understand that the ‘elite’; would not be at all happy with me if they knew what I was about to tell you. That’s why we have to tread carefully. You see, while most people are paying attention to the stock market, the banks, brokerages and big institutions have their money somewhere else . . . [in] what I call the hidden money mountain . . . All you have to know is the insider’s code (which I’ll tell you) and you could make an extra $6,000 every single month.”

Diagnosis: A living, breathing monument to human naivety and lack of critical thinking skills. Few items around today augur a bleaker future for humanity than the continued media presence of Peter Popoff.

#1037: Boone Powell & Barry Rand

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Powell

Honorable mention extended to L. Vincent Poupard, who has taken quantum woo to breathtaking levels of idiocy through SCIO, Scientific Consciousness Interface Operation system, and the idea of quantum wellness. But Poupard appears to be Australian (his groups slogan is “harmonising Australia through Energy”). Returning to the US, then, yields – unsurprisingly – a pair of religious fundies.

Boone Powell is the former Chief Executive Officer and President of Baylor University Medical Center (BUMC) and a pretty well respected figure. Addison Barry Rand is the former CEO of Avis and chief executive officer (CEO) of AARP (where he might potentially do something good) – both are guys with power and influence, in other words. What they have in common is that they were part of Bob Cornuke’s 2006 expedition to find Noah’s Ark in Turkey, an expedition that the expedition members counted as “very successful” insofar as they might even have found said Ark.

Rand
In his everyday life Powell invests much of his time and efforts in missionary work among children since “[s]urveys tell us that percentage-wise very few people come to Christ after age 18,” a justification that is worth some thought.

Diagnosis: They may (or may not) be generally nice people, and they are certainly otherwise influential. But being part of Cornuke’s expedition automatically qualifies you as a loon, and that’s the end of that side of the story.

#1038: James van Praagh

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James Van Praagh is an author and television personality who markets himself as a clairvoyant and as a spiritual medium. Apparently he chose this career path after someone told him he was a medium and that the spirit world would assist him in “changing the consciousness of the planet.” He quickly rose to some fame as the resident “expert” at the NBC paranormal talk show The Other Side, and has since appeared on a variety of shows, having, in the words of James Randi, “turned the huckster art of cold reading into a multi-million-dollar industry, preying on families’ deepest fears and regrets.” His televised “live” appearances are also edited to differ significantly from what actually transpired, and there is some evidence of hot readings, though his standard techniques are shotgunning and fishing (the resources of a good psychic are further detailed here). One of his “success stories” is recounted here.

Van Praagh has also written a number of books, including the best-selling Talking to Heaven, Ghosts Among Us, which gives you his musings about ghosts and the spirit world, and the particularly tastelessly exploitative Growing Up in Heaven: The Eternal Connection Between Parent and Child, which portrays what allegedly happens to the souls of children after they die. According to Van Praagh there is no death and people who have passed away still exist, only in a different form. In their present form these spirits are there to guide him – he regularly talks to his deceased mother – and have told him plenty of stuff that he would have liked to hear and that makes no particular sense, such as there being “many levels of Heaven and we get to that level we have created by our thoughts, words and deeds while on earth.” Indeed, Van Praagh has claimed that his gift allows him to hear messages from just about anyone who is dead – you just have to give him a name, and he will claim that some dead person going by that name is contacting him in words, fragments of sentences, or that he can feel their presence in a specific location. Throughout his sessions and books Van Praagh is very careful about telling people exactly what they want to hear. The mechanics of his approach is well illustrated by what happened when Shermer debunked Van Praagh on Unsolved Mysteries: the audience was wholly unsympathetic to Shermer and one woman even told him that his behavior was “inappropriate” because he was destroying people’s hopes in their time of grief. Exploiting the grieving for money is ok, however. Van Praagh’s refusal to face reality has earned him a Pigasus Award on at least one occasion.


Praagh was also co-executive producer for the CBS series The Ghost Whisperer, apparently based on his life (the morale of which seems to be that people who don’t believe in ghosts are close-minded), and for a while he hosted a paranormal talk show called Beyond with James Van Praagh. The miniseries Living With the Dead, starring Ted Danson, is based on Van Praagh’s life and ideas, and the movie Talking With the Dead is similarly based on his experiences. He is currently a regular blogger for Huffington Post.

Talkshow host Charles Grodin is a big fan, though he has raised questions about whether Van Praagh may not only be reading the minds of the audience instead of actually talking to the dead. The mind boggles.

Diagnosis: Probably less loony than his audience is led to believe.

#1039: Dennis Prager

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Dennis Prager is a fundie rightwing radio host, pseudo-intellectual, and regular contributor to Townhall, where he tries to argue that the United States is a Christian nation and that liberals are bad. As opposed to some radio hosts Prager seems to know something about history and religion, but mixes it readily with bizarre untruths, Jonanism, nonsense, and psychological projection, for instance with regard to his claim that ‘the Left’ allows their ‘feelings’ to get in the way of policy; Prager himself would of course never do that. A fine example of Prager’s general acumen is displayed in this rant, where he argues that The Left is hateful. Why? Because they call right-wingers … hateful, and rightwingers don’t call leftists hateful. That’s the premise, and Prager is evidently unaware of the dialectical position he has put himself in. Hilarity ensues.

Prager’s nebulous enemy
It is sometimes a bit unclear who the Left is (Prager has for instance accused Ron Paul for being a “radical lefty”), but apparently “you cannot understand the left if you do not understand that Leftism is a religion. It is not God-based (some left-wing Christians’ and Jews’ claims notwithstanding), but otherwise it has every characteristic of a religion. The most blatant of those characteristics is dogma. People who believe in Leftism have as many dogmas as the most fundamentalist Christian,” but that doesn’t really help. Apparently Barack Obama is America’s first leftist president (possibly except FDR).

At least The Left is a group that is working to turn university students into bisexuals and try to make you mean. Indeed, education is one of Prager’s recurrent targets, officially since “the two greatest evils of the 20th century – fascism and communism – were often headed by well-educated individuals [among whom Prager counts ‘high school students’],” but really because educated people tend to disagree with him. Apparently the liberal intellectuals are “fools”, and part of the problem with them is that they are anti-intellectual. Duh. Liberals are secular – education means brainwashing into atheism – and that, again, means that they are immoral, and that we need to teach religion to children since kids today are so much less moral than before (since if there is no God there can be no morality). The Left is also often anti-Semitic, according to Prager, though when Christopher Hitchens confronted him with that claim during a debate,Prager was almost hilariously unable to back it up.

In short, by the rules of Jonanism, The Left is a generalization of strawman characterizations of mostly everyone who disagrees with Prager, and his criticisms are backed up by some serious spotlighting (though in Prager’s mind it is of course liberals who are overgeneralizing when talking about conservatives). He is of course no stranger to lying: In 2011 he predicted that during Obama’s State of the Union address the Under God motto in Congress would not be shown based on how it hadn’t been seen in recent years due to godless cameramen.

Prager University
As for the education part, Prager has attempted to remedy the lamentable current situation by founding his own “Prager University”. It’s benchmark achievement is apparently convincing Gil Dodgen to become a creationist (though some seem to suspect that Dodgen was really a creationist from the start). The fundamental principle behind the “university” is that“ever since I attended college, I have been convinced that either ‘studies’ confirm what common sense suggests or that they are mistaken,” which is not a particularly fruitful approach to science, and the university engages in some interesting marketing tactics (the name of R.J. Moeller, Dean of Students at the “university” is duly noted): Here is a discussion of one of its “courses”.

Prager on gays, Muslims, Judaism and women
Among Prager’s other main obsessions are, well, here is himself: “America is engaged in two wars for the survival of its civilization. The war over same-sex marriage and the war against Islamic totalitarianism are actually two fronts in the same war – a war for the preservation of the unique American creation known as Judeo-Christian civilization. One enemy is religious extremism. The other is secular extremism. One enemy is led from abroad. The other is directed from home.”

When Muslim Congressman Keith Ellison was elected Prager argued that Ellison should not be allowed to take the oath on the Koran but instead the Bible since allowing Ellison to use the Koran would be more devastating to American values than 9-11 (despite the fact that no member of Congress is officially sworn in with a Bible – only in private ceremonies held after the official ceremony can religious texts be used – but for Prager the Constiutional idea that no religious test should be required to enter office is apparently irrelevant since the Constitution is apparently anti-American). The fact that some Jewish office holders, for instance, have been sworn in on the Tanakh was irrelevant to Prager since any Jews who used the Tanakh were “secularists who didn’t believe what was in it anyway.” Accoring to Prager, he has subsequently been persecuted by the Media through baseless accusations of islamophobia.

With regard to zeh gays (and he really doesn’t understand the notion of sexual orientation) he has tried to argue that the legalization of gay marriage is a greater threat to America than economic depression, partially because legalizing gay marriage will redefine the concept of genderitself (here is Prager on the 2008 California ruling). In his essay “Judaism’s Sexual Revolution: Why Judaism rejected Homosexuality” he put it this way:

Judaism cannot make peace with homosexuality because homosexuality denies many of Judaism's most fundamental principles. It denies life, it denies God's expressed desire that men and women cohabit, and it denies the root structure that Judaism wishes for all mankind, the family […] But the major reason for anyone concerned with women's equality to be concerned with homosexuality is the direct correlation between the prevalence of male homosexuality and the relegation of women to a low social role. The improvement of the condition of women has only occurred in Western civilization, the civilization least tolerant of homosexuality [as proven, one must assume, by the gender equality in anti-gay countries such as Iran and Afghanistan] […] While the typical lesbian has had fewer than ten ‘lovers,’ the typical male homosexual in America has had over 500 [no citation].”

According to Prager and his fans, Prager has, after writing the essay (which is still used by openly homophobic sites such as the Catholic Education Resource Center), been persecuted by gay activists through disagreement and criticism.

Some of that criticism is surely directed at Prager’s conviction that marriage equality will lead to the legalization of polygamy and incest and that tolerance of the LGBT community will lead to “fascism in America,” as well as for his comparison of the 2013 Supreme Court marriage equality ruling on Proposition 8 to the Egyptian military coup of the country’s elected government. According to Prager, civil society will erode if we fail to enforce a strict definition of marriage as between one man and one woman.

Prager’s views on traditional marriage are themselves worth a comment. Prager has argued that wives “ought to consent to at least some form of sexual relations as much as possible,” regardless of their “mood”. Indeed, among Prager’s celebrated contributions to civilization is his novel view on rape (also here), and his take on the Sandusky affair. He has also claimed that liberal teachers and CBS news are responsible for ‘indoctrinating’ young girls with feminism and hence making them oversensitive to men’s advances which in turn is the reason why higher levels of sexual harassment were being reported by young girls. Women is also one of the greatest threats to science, which is a strange accusation given how little time and sympathy Prager has for science.

Indeed, as a result of feminism, women squander the “decade or more during which [they] have the best chance to attract men” by being “preoccupied with developing a career.” But according to Prager women are “not programmed” to prefer a career over a husband and family, and “most women without a man do worse in life than fish without bicycles.” So there.

Miscellaneous
As a staunch global warming denialist, Prager has argued that the fact that “leftists” believe in global warming shows how illogical they are.

Diagnosis: Yet another raving denialist moron. Prager does apparently enjoy quite a number of fans who seems to view him as an important intellectual, which, given Prager's actual levels of intellect, is rather telling

#1040: Kathleen Prasad

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It is of course not only humans that are targets of quackery and woo. Animal acupuncture is fairly common, but the range of available idiocy to which you can subject your pets is impressive. Kathleen Prasad, for instance, offers animal reiki and “education in energy healing for animals.”

So what is Prasad’s advice for approaching animals with reiki? Well, you should “always begin by asking permission of the animal directly OR by setting your intention that you are open to facilitate the healing process for the animal for as much energy as they are open to receive, or none at all (this is a form of permission). […] Animals appreciate a passive and open approach. Do not ‘beam’ or ‘send’ energy to the animal or to a specific health issue the animal has that you ‘think’ needs healing. Instead, try ‘offering’ the energy in a non-assertive manner. Imagine you are creating a Reiki bubble around yourself […] Let go of your expectations about how an animal should behave during the treatment […] Also, let go of your expectations about what healing result the animal should manifest [i.e. the treatment doesn’t work, at all?] […] After you finish the treatment, always thank the animal for participation in the treatment.

In other words, it’s imagination, formulated in convoluted metaphors to ensure that the approach is completely untestable. More here.

How did she come upon the technique? “as Reiki swept into my life and carried me away on its vast wave of swirling change, suddenly new possibilities began to present themselves. As the animals (my own, other animals in my life and even unknown animals) came forward to literally demand that they be a part of Reiki in my life, their people also followed. They wondered about this amazing modality that could create peaceful responses and connections in even the most highly stressed and nervous animals and situations.” By religious revelation, in other words.

Diagnosis: The woo is strong with this one. Retain a healthy distance.

#1041: Larry Pratt

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Larry Pratt is a wingnut pundit and founder and/or head of several organizations civilized people do well to stay far away from, such as Gun Owners of America (a “gun rights” advocacy group that makes the NRA look meek and conciliatory by comparison), English First (an English-only movement organization), U.S. Border Patrol (an anti-immigration group), and Committee to Protect the Family (a family values group, obviously). Pratt was briefly a member of Pat Buchanan’s Constitution Party campaign staff during the 1996 U.S. Presidential Election, and has also been affiliated with the Libertarian Party, which does, despite its official ideology, have a tendency to attract hysterical Taliban dominionist theocrats who manage to delude themselves into thinking that oppressive theocratic governments are really what freedom is all about. 

Pratt on guns, violence and suchlike
Most people know Pratt from Gun Owners of America (GOA), so let’s start there. Pratt seems to think that NRA focuses too much on the Constitutional rights to bear arms, and too little on all the positive social effects of increased gun use. For example, in the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, Pratt calledfor the abolition of gun-free zones, which he said “are like magnets for the monsters in our society.” (According to Pratt “of the mass murders in the last 20 years, all but one have taken place in a gun free zone,” which is such a ridiculous myth that one wonders how anyone can repeat it with a straight face.) The more guns are allowed in more places, the safer everyone will be, according to Pratt, who promptly went on to say that gun control advocates “have the blood of little children on their hands.” To conclude, Pratt declared that the “gun control crowd” “privately rejoice” at events like Sandy Hook, because it is easier to hate those who disagree with you if you consistently imagine that they are monsters.

In a 2013 radio interview Pratt (completely falsely, of course) claimed that Jared Loughner, who attempted to assassinate Giffords and killed six people at a community event she was hosting, “didn’t find any resistance” at the scene because the victims were Democrats, and promptly laid the blame for being shot on Gifford herself. (He has also later pointed out that he is glad that members of Congress have a “healthy fear” of getting shot; chalk another great social effect down for unrestricted gun use, I suppose: it leads to a healthy fear of getting gunned down, which is good for democracy.)

Similarly in the Trayvon Martin case; Pratt accused advocates of “trying to use the race card to move against guns” (a “red herring” against gun control, which by the way is what causedBenghazi) and claimed that Eric Holder’s consideration of a civil rights charge against George Zimmerman was an effort to “intimidate” white people into staying defenseless against “black mobs” (no racism here, right?) … and to bring about communism. (The president, the first lady and Hillary Rodham Clinton are in fact trying to exploit the issue of race to “divide people” and cause “turmoil” in order to ultimately “bring collapse to the existing order” and “build their own communist society.”) Later, Pratt alleged that Martin’s own family was responsible his death: “Probably what killed [Trayvon Martin] was the broken family that he was forced to deal with.”

On a general level, Pratt opposes penalties for “straw purchases” of guns, sales to people who intend to sell or give the weapon to someone else who wouldn’t pass a background check. “There would not be straw purchasing if there were no limits on who can carry a gun,” says Pratt, which is true but sort of missing the point.

Oh, but Pratt does want to have some restrictions. According to Pratt “angry liberals should not have guns.” Indeed, Pratt claims that liberals are behind mass shootings, since liberals “are inherently violent”, as shown by … it’s a bit unclear, but at least the claim was made as a concurring response to Alex Jones’s claim that “liberal Democrat families” are “all into weird occult stuff and on a bunch of drugs and are Satan worshippers and video-game heads.”

But the GOA objected ferociously to the 2013 bipartisan bill to “extend a ban on manufacturing plastic firearms that are not detectable by security-screening devices,” claiming that it will inevitably be “twisted by President Obama” into a terror-regime targeted at all gun owners. It is worth mentioning that even the NRA did not oppose the bill. The GOA was also among the drivers of the smear campaign against Vivek Murthy, President Obama’s nominee for surgeon general, after Murthy dared to suggest that gun safety is related to public health. According to Pratt doctors who talk to their patients about gun safety are in fact reporting the information to the government like “German and Soviet doctors would send to the regime information about the people that were in their care,” and Murthy’s view “shows that he does not understand medical ethics,” is a “willing tool of the state” and “looks at himself as a government functionary before he considers anything about medicine.”

Pratt tends to justify his beliefs about guns and self-defense with the Bible. Gun-ownership, according to the GOA, is “an obligation to God, and gun laws are, accordingly, a sign that we are under God’s judgment. To the good citizens of Oklahoma, Pratt said that “we should be praying that we will all be able to go around armed, because that will be one outward indicator that we have God’s blessing,” for “if we’re walking around like they are in New York City and San Francisco, we’re under his judgment.” Accordingly, he has denounced gun laws as “pagan”, and argued that we should impeach Obama for his treasonous support of pagan laws. Indeed, the left are all being unconstitutionally unbiblical, according to Pratt: “Frankly, it almost would seem that animism won’t go away. The left, which is largely made up of people who don’t believe in Jesus Christ’s blood as being necessary for our salvation, view inanimate objects as possessing their own will. That’s animism, that’s a return to the most pagan of paganism and look at what nutty political views it ends up supporting.” Given that rant alone I think Pratt has disqualified himself from any attempt to accuse anyone else of “nutty” views on anything. (And no, he does not have even the faintesttrace of an understanding of the Constitution ). Presumably it was because of the pagan nature of gun control laws that the GOA was able to defeat the 2013 background checks bill through the venerated means of prayer.

Pratt on immigration
As head of the U.S. Border Patrol Pratt has strong but not-particularly-well-considered views on immigration. In particular, Pratt believes that immigration reform is a conspiracy by Obama and the liberals to “bring in a gazillion Democrat voters” who are “probably just sitting around drawing welfare and voting Democrat.” He went on to claim that most of those people are illiterate in their own Spanish language, whereas he himself supposedly speaks fluent Spanish.

It is worth mentioning that Pratt has served with several anti-Semitic and white power organizations as well, and The Center for Public Integrity released a report crediting him with “introducing the concept of militias to the right-wing underground.” In 1992, Pratt advocated the start to a militia movement in a meeting hosted by Christian Identity minister Peter J. Peters. And in 1996, it was revealed that Pratt was a contributor to the anti-Semitic organization United Sovereigns of America, and that the GOA had given donations to a known white supremacist group. Indeed, Pratt has been credited with “bridg[ing] the gap between the far right, anti-Semites, racists, and members of Congress.”

In fact, the reason Pratt was kicked out of Pat Buchanan’s 1996 presidential campaign was his ties with the neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and anti-Semites. (Yes, he was too racist for Pat Buchanan). Even in 2012, Pratt was scheduled to spend the Fourth of July at an event hosted by a Holocaust-denying rock band whose leader Paul Topete also thinks Israel was behind 9/11 (Cynthia McKinney planned to participate in this apparently bipartisan event as well, by the way). For the record, Pratt has himself frequently accused the left of racism and anti-semitism (“I think that the media was just convinced that this white guy – and then eventually when they realized, darn, that he’s an Hispanic and he’s bilingual, this white Hispanic – in other words, Hispanics are supposed to be brown or even darker but this guy was a white Hispanic – so, underscore the white. The racism of the media is pretty apparent. In fact, when you think about it, the KKK was an action arm of the Democrat Party.” Yeah, from a rational point of view the argument is … problematic.) And if you for any reason doubt that Pratt is a flaming racist, you can check out his chat with Selwyn Duke here, in which they discuss race (including the “surliness” of African-Americans), apartheid (not all that bad, apparently) and similar issues.

In one of his many conversations with fringe talk show host Stan Solomon Pratt agreed that Solomon wasn’t “stretching” when he predicted that Obama’s second term would bring about a race war pitting “Christian, heterosexual white haves” against “black, Muslim and/or atheist … black have-nots.” Indeed, “if you are a white person in this country, and this holds for all quality people of any color, but I’m saying specifically if you are a white, heterosexual, Christian, working, married person” and don’t own a gun, then “there is at least a substantial chance that you and/or some member of your family will be hurt and/or killed.” The “Alinskyites” who control the Obama administration think “this is the time” to “bring violence about, said Pratt, the evidence consisting exclusively of his deranged, paranoid imaginations.

Pratt on conspiracy theories in general
As wingnuts in general Pratt is – as should be abundantly clear by now – no stranger to conspiracy theories. On VCY America’s “Crosstalk”, Pratt claimed that the Left was responsible for the 2012 Benghazi attack because of its “profound dislike of self-defense [...] either personally or as a matter of national self-defense,” subsequently also suggesting that the liberals may want to use the FEMA Corps to persecute political opponents. He also insisted, with fury and anger, that the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act will help the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives find “reason[s] to disenfranchise gun owners” (but of course), apparently by helping them identify people who are too severely mentally ill to safely own guns – you just knew that someone like Pratt would be unable to resist the claim that Obamacare will “take your guns”, didn’t you? (In real life, of course, the Affordable Care Act explicitly forbids discrimination against gun owners and any kind of national gun owner registry, and the law preventing people with mental illness from purchasing guns was passed by President Bush, but you know; these are facts, and for Pratt facts are only subject to his awareness they serve his agenda.) “We are looking at a major assault on the right to keep and bear arms, it is reminiscent of Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia, where they used doctors as part of their torture routines and got people sent to the camps for improvement of their mental health,” said Pratt, imagining that the new law would force gun owners to undergo electroshock therapy against their will. In particular, Pratt claimed that the Obama administration is instructing the police to target Republicans, Christians and gun owners, and that Obamacare is an excuse to create concentration camps for these groups.

In a press release the GOA also strongly suggested that the Aurora theater shootings in 2012 were an inside job to bolster Obama’s case for increased gun control. Similarly, according to Pratt liberals were happy about the Boston Marathon bombing because it helped foster government “control.” Said Pratt: “This is mission oriented, they don’t care who the victims are, if anything it might be to their liking because maybe they’re thinking that will make the liberals all the more prone to want more control, which plays right into the hands of terrorists and criminals, but then I repeat myself,” since what liberals really want is to give more power to terrorists and criminals (according to Pratt, Obama is deliberately and “consistently” helping the Al-Qaeda because he hates America). Because that would be bad, and the liberals are evil so they want bad things, remember.

Accordingly, as he told fringe-right radio host Pete Santilli, the Department of Homeland Security is currently buying up ammunition so that President Obama, “if he can’t actually commandeer the military,” would be able to form “a national security force … equally as powerful as the military.” He subsequently offered what he called “the most benign” explanation for the DHS-ammo conspiracy theory, namely that the Obama administration was deliberately “destroying the economy” and preparing to respond to the ensuing “social unrest.” Why, you may ask. But of course: Because “Obama hates this country” and, being a “full-bore Marxist,” even stole the last election, said Pratt. Not only is Obama raising a private black army to massacre white Americans; the Obama administration officials “are terrorists” who see Americans as their enemy, as evinced for instance by the fact that FBI keeps track of white supremacy extremist and militia groups – which is clearly terrorism, right?

Based on an utterly debunked chain e-mail and a tip from an InfoWars host Pratt recently unleashed his rage over the Department of Veterans Affairs arbitrarily disarming veterans and throwing them into psychiatric hospitals, declaring it “a return to Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia” and suggesting that Congress defund the VA in retaliation. In short, give Larry Pratt a conspiracy theory that fits his political views, and he will endorse it. No double-check necessary, as Pratt hardly trusts any source but his own paranoid imagination anyways.

Other political views
Larry Pratt’s interpretation of the Bible seems to be his guiding light to politics (in reality, of course, the direction is the opposite – his interpretation of the Bible is a consequence of his kneejerk paranoia, bigotry and wingnuttery). So, for instance, he thinks that welfare is “unbiblical”. According to the Bible, according to Pratt, churches and families are responsible for charity, not the civil authorities; according to the Bible the civil authorities are “really only responsibility is to kill bad guys and scare the rest of them to death.” He doesn’t give you chapter and verse. Besides, welfare recipients will “vote against freedom.”

From that perspective it may be somewhat surprising that Pratt, in 2013, warned (on Alex Jones’s show, no less) that if Republicans force a government shutdown over Obamacare (which they did), the president is so “diabolical” that he wouldfake an electrical outage to prevent senior citizens from receiving Social Security checks. Never mind that … well, never mind.

In 1990, Pratt wrote a book called Armed People Victorious, which advocated for the establishment of citizens’ militias similar to those used in Guatemala and the Philippines against communist rebels (i.e. the “death squads”). He is currently a big fan of the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association, a group of Tenther county sheriffs who have declared that they answer directly to their interpretation of the Constitution rather than to the federal government.

In a more recent interview with Chris Matthews, Pratt said that gun owners should be prepared “to take on our government” because “this government has gone overboard,” adding that it is time to take action “when elections are stolen” and warning Obama that he “should remember King George III’s experience.” Even his frequent requests for Obama’s impeachment tend to turn into calls for armed resistance against what he perceives to be “a dictator” (why? Because Pratt disagrees with Obama’s political views; and if you disagree with Pratt, you are a dictator, Marxist, and rotten to the core.) Here is a lucid example of the rhetoric.

Diagnosis: Here is how it works: I dislike the (nebulous) "Left"; because I have no ability to assess information except according to whether it fits what I already agree with, I therefore come to believe any negative or ominous claim anyone makes about "the Left"; which makes me dislike it even more, and the bias I apply to any information to get even stronger. The result is that my adherence to anti-"Left" conspiracies and bigotry increases exponentially. If unchecked, and depending on the degree of the lack of critical thinking skills, we may in principle reach an anti-"Left" singularity. Larry Pratt may, thus far, be among the ones who have gotten closest to that anti-"Left" singularity, at least among those who maintain a bit of actual influence. 

#1042: Spike Psarris

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Spike Psarris used to be an engineer in the United States’ military space program. He claims (as so many others) to have “entered that program as an atheist and an evolutionist. He left it as a creationist and a Christian.” He currently runs the website creationastronomy.com (Phil Plait is not impressed by his work here), which is dedicated to “exposing the bankruptcy of the evolutionary model, especially in astronomy,” a statement so detached from anything resembling understanding of what he is talking about that it counts as pretty much conclusive evidence that Psarris was never an “evolutionist” to begin with but your standard liar for Jesus. Now, Psarris is aware of this charge, and he has a response. In short, astronomers use the word “evolution” and talk about e.g. “the evolution of stars”; therefore … well, in Psarris’s mind what they are talking about has some connection to biological evolution. Psarris never explains why, but that is because Psarris does not have the faintest clue what he is talking about. He also complains that astronomy today has solved many of the problems of astronomy in the past, which apparently shows that it is a lie – as he puts it: “It’s not my fault if the evolutionists keep changing their minds about their ‘truth’.”

That’s the level at which Psarris’s pseudoscientific denialism is pitched. To see it in more detail, you can download his DVDs, in which he explains his creationist astronomy in an accessible manner. You will look in vain for actual science or research. But creationism has always been about outreach, not research.

Despite the inanity of his work, Psarris has some fans in the creationist community. Bob Enyart and Fred Williams have been caught praising his work. Here is something called The 4th Day Alliance trying their hand at creation astronomy as well. It is … what it is, I suppose.

Diagnosis: Firmly located at the more helplessly moronic end of the creationist spectrum. His influence is probably limited to people who are already irrevocably reality challenged.

#1043: Lloyd Pye

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Lloyd Pye is a crank’s crank who has received some renown through his particular take on the ancient aliens bullshit.

His basic idea is that some alien race, the Anunnaki, came from the planet Nibiru originally to terraform and populate Earth for their own reasons – later on, they returned, and through genetic manipulation they created the humans. The idea apparently came from translating and interpreting ancient Sumerian texts. Pye thinks these aliens are responsible for the megalithic structures around the world, the growth and advancement of Sumer, the domestication of plants and animals, and supposedly strange flaws in human DNA, such as – apparently – the “fact” that humans only use 10% of the brain. Yes, that is the level of scholarship at which Pye’s writings are pitched, and they are deeply indebted to the illuminating works of Zecharia Sitchin and Erich von Däniken.

Since he believes that humans were the genetically engineered creation of aliens, Pye rejects Darwinian evolution. Instead, he favors what he calls “Intervention Theory.” To bolster the case for his own theory he recycles plenty of creationist talking points, including their ramblings on Neanderthals, which according to Pye must have been either apes orhumans. He also argues that scientists are in a conspiracy to cover up the origins of chromosome 2 in humans (the reason why humans have 23 chromosome pairs and apes have 24), though he does not engage with the rather substantial literature on that topic. And to Pye, any gap in the evolutionary story proves that aliensdidit. Whale.to has promoted Pye, and that’s the place to go if you wish, for whatever bizarre reason, to read his article “Darwinism: A Crumbling Theory” (no link provided).

Pye is the proud owner of the “Starchild skull” – a 900-year old deformed human child’s skull found in Mexico that he claims is a human–alien hybrid, despite the fact that DNA testing has revealed that the child is human and probably suffering from hydrocephalus – Pye has a response to that hypothesis, however: it is really “fusion” of human and alien DNA. To make sure his view is as ridiculous as it could be, Pye also claims that fibers found on the skull are possibly the result of Morgellons.

He is in general a fan of cryptozoology as well, in particular the cryptozoology of Hominoids”, such as Bigfoot and the Yeti. Proof of their existence? The key point to make about these animals,” according to Pye, is that such names simply would not exist if the creatures they are meant to describe did not exist.”

There is a decent Lloyd Pye resource (from which I stole much of this information) here.

Diagnosis: Astonisthingly consistently wrong about absolutely everything – yet he appears to have something of a fanbase. Probably rather harmless nonetheless in the big scheme of things.

#1044: Hollie & Patrick Quinn

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Randy Quaid is apparently mad as a hatter, but insofar as he is, it is not quite the kind of madness that generally merits a separate entry in our Encyclopedia. Ben Quayle certainly deserves honorable mention for things like this; but in the end, the entry goes to the exasperating moronicity of Hollie and Patrick Quinn.

The Quinns are the authors of You Did What? Saying ‘No’ To Conventional Cancer Treatment, which recommends giving up conventional and evidence-based cancer treatments in favor of woo based on guesswork, fallacies, anecdotes and appeals to nature. According to themselves, when Hollie Quinn was diagnosed with breast cancer “they said ‘no’ to chemotherapy, radiation and hormones, the standard care of the day in the best oncology centers nationwide. They said YES to an evidence based Integrative Alternative Cancer Care model and are living well to tell their tale with two healthy children in tow.” The book was of course pushed by Huffpo. Huffpo, of course, didn’t mention that Hollie had definitive curative surgery for her tumor – she underwent a partial mastectomy and sentinel lymph node biopsy. Apparently the Quinns don’t think twice about recommending other women to die by following their dishonest advice. The case is discussed here.

Having noted the objection, the Quinns responded thusly.

Diagnosis: What rotten excuses for human beings these people are! It boggles the mind that repugnant garbage like Hollie and Patrick Quinn are given outlets to spew their insanity, and it should make you truly sad.

#1045: William Rader

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We’ll award an honorable mention to Johanan Raatz, the guy behind the Facebook group MemeShock and a variety of less-than-ideally well-hinged ideas propagated on Youtube, but he appears to be, overall, pretty marginal.

William C. Rader, on the other hand, is a genuine threat to human well-being. Rader is a psychiatrist whose main schtick is administering injections of human fetal stem cells in what he calls therapeutic treatments for a variety of illnesses. It is, of course, pure quackery, covered here, and of a particularly insidious type. His career into serious crankery seems to have taken real flight with his founding of the Immune Suppressed Institute in 1993, an HIV/AIDS treatment center in Mexico City – keep in mind that Rader has no expertise in anything remotely related to the issues – and with his first observation of a human injection of fetal stem cells in 1994 at a Ukrainian clinic. In 1995, he started administrating fetal stem cells to his own patients in Bahamas. and later the Dominican Republic after the Bahamanian government asked him to leave after what can diplomatically be called negative media coverage in the United States. His treatment has run into problems in the Dominican Republic as well, though he appears to be still running his company, Medra Inc., there.

None of his “results” have been published in medical journals, of course, and it is even very unclear what, exactly, he injects into his patients (no one else is allowed to look at his “cells”). His patients, many of whom are children brought to him by their parents, are not tested before or after by any scientific means, and Rader even admits that he has no idea how his therapy works – he says of the injection process that the cells he injects know exactly where to go, though “I’m not telling a cell where to go, because I have no clue where it should go. This is nature, God’s work. whatever you want to call it.” The word “imagination” seems like an apt choice, though others have suggested “snake oil”. Nonetheless, he has stated that he charges $25,000 for the initial treatment and $8,000 for each followup, and does claim that he is able to cure pretty much any ailment or illness known to man.

In 2010, Rader self-published another book titled Blocked in the USA: The Stem Cell Miracle, which does not even attempt to offer any evidence that his methods work, over and above scattered anecdotes. His anecdotes are, demonstrably, judiciously selected (also here).

Diagnosis: Another petty excuse for a human being. Disgusting.

#1052: Tim Ravndal

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Tim Ravndal is the former president of the Big Sky Tea Party Association in Montana, and as crazy as they come. The admirable little thing about Ravndal, however, is his straightforwardness with regard to how he interprets slogans concerning freedom and liberty. With respect to gay marriage Ravndal said: “Marriage is between a man and a woman period! By giving rights to those otherwise would be a violation of the constitution and my own rights.”

Yes, they really believe that this is how rights, freedom and liberty work (and for the record). Ravndal, however, was ousted from his position after assenting to a comment by one Dennis Scranton suggesting that homosexuals should be publicly hanged. That was apparently a bit too much even in a state where the mainstream conservatives include people such as creationist Clayton Fiscus and religious fundamentalist (and creationist) Jeff Laszloffy. Ravndal appears to be still involved in various campaigns against anti-discrimination ordinances, however.

Diagnosis: Evil and stupid. 

#1053: James Arthur Ray

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James Arthur Ray is a motivational guru often associated with “self-help”, though some cynics like to point out that “if you’re paying $9000 for a seminar, it ain’t self-help, folks.” Ray is most famous for being found guilty in 2011 for negligent homicide after three participants died at a “sweat lodge” ceremony he was conducting as part of a five-day large-group awareness training retreat called “Spiritual Warrior” in 2009 (he’s out now, and apparently hasn’t learned a thing). Prior to the sweat lodge he had participants fast for three days and reportedly discouraged participants from leaving the “sweat lodge” even after people were unconscious or vomiting. Even after the deaths of his clients Ray continued to advertise future retreats and have had skeptics who showed up at his seminars to ask questions about the sweat lodge deaths escorted out. Part of the reason for that, one supposes, is that Ray don’t believe in personal responsibility when it doesn’t suit him: “I fully know, for me, that there is no blame. Every single thing is your responsibility ... and nothing is your fault. Because every single thing that comes to you is gift ... a lesson.” (I.e. he doesn’t explicitlysay that he doesn’t believe in personal responsibility since he says he doesn’t and then redefines the word.)

Ray’s advice to seminar participants consists of an unholy mixture of everything New Age and woo. Ray is, for instance, among those charlatans who casually appropriate chunks and pieces of what he takes to be Native American culture – the “Spiritual Warrior” sequence is one example, and the resort was complete with fake teepees and repugnantly racist fake exoticism that some New Agers find appealing (because they are racist – Lynn Andrews, anyone?). Ray’s take on Native American culture is discussed here). The Lakota Nation holds that Ray “committed fraud by impersonating an Indian,” thus violating the 1868 Treaty of Fort Laramie, and hence that Ray and the Angel Valley Retreat Center have “violated the peace between the United States and the Lakota Nation.” Not bad for a humble New Age moron.

Ray’s mix also includes adherence to the Law of Attraction (no spineless self-help guru would be complete without that one), and he teaches that tapping into the universal harmony (presumably because of quantum vibration) can can create “harmonic wealth” in all areas of your life, as described in his bestselling book of absolutely no content whatsoever, Harmonic Wealth: The Secret of Attracting the Life You Want. His teachings have indeed been described as “including a mix of spirituality, motivational speaking, and quantum physics,” though the “quantum physics” part predictably bears no resemblance to actual quantum physics.

He appeared in the filmatization of The Secret, has – of course – been promoted by Oprah, and has written articles published by that cesspit of all things woo-woo and New Age self-help fluffshit The Huffington Post.

There are poems about James Arthur Ray here and here.

Diagnosis: Monster. And we should all be genuinely angry at the stupid suckers who empower people like Ray.

#1054: Eric S. Raymond

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Climate change denialist John Ray of the blog Greeniewatch deserves special mention for his claim, apparently made with a straight face, that: “The Holy Grail for most scientists is not truth but research grants. And the global warming scare has produced a huge downpour of money for research. Any mystery why so many scientists claim some belief in global warming?” Yes, that’s how you make a career in science. Stick to uniformity; don’t disagree. The reward is that you can later cruise past the poor struggling denialists at your local denialist think tank in your new Mercedes. But Ray is Australian, and hence disqualified.

Eric S. Raymond is an advocate of open source software, author of The Cathedral and the Bazaar, author of The Art Of Unix Programming, and maintainer of Jargon File. His work and expertise in computer technology is undeniable, and he has made some impressive contributions.

Unfortunately, Raymond started to lose his grip on reality in the wake of 9/11, when he started to see Islamist and Communist conspiracies everywhere, responding by posting manifestos such as “The Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto,” in which he claimed that all good Americans had a duty to support George W. Bush and his transcendent crusade to crush “Islamofascism” (an idiotarian is anyone critical of the war on terror for any reason).

It went downwards from there, and Raymond has later produced some bizarre writings on race (Bell Curve style) and homosexuality, and plumped for HIV denialism. He has also suggested that Barack Obama’s victory in the 2008 Presidential race was due to voter fraud and the mainstream media’s ability to mask Obama’s weaknesses (though he has also claimed that the mainstream media has lost its power to sway elections – and that he has the privilege to commit any fallacy he wants without being called out on it on his own blog). Furthermore all liberals apparently lend support to the killing of “anyone who ever bought an SUV or voted Republican.” Indeed, Raymond has turned into a full-scale Internet troll and conspiracy theorist, the kind who claims that healthcare is not actually cheaper in countries with universal health care because “the numbers are being massively cooked” by “socialists”. His evidence is that these countries are socialist, and socialists just tend to do such stuff because they don’t agree with him and he is right. See? How do you argue with that without automatically proving that you are wrong? And, of course, as one would predict from paranoid crazies, he has gone full loon over climate change with the typical, accompanying complete immunity to evidence.

Raymond’s involvement in Open Source advocacy has, predictably, become marginalized as a result of his decline into denialist conspiracy theories.

Diagnosis: A sad case, really. His currents rants probably have limited impact. But they are still sad.

#1055: John K. Reed

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John K. Reed apparently enjoys a PhD in geology. He is nevertheless a young earth creationist and on the board of the Creation Research Society, the geology editor for the Creation Research Society Quarterly, and the author of numerous books and (non-scientific) articles, for instance for Answers in Genesis’s house journal, Answers Research Journal – what characterizes the journal is that it “start[s] with the Bible as being true. And many other journals do not. They are going to start with human reasoning as the basis for truth,” which is, well, rather imprecise.

For Volume 3 of said journal, for instance, Reed contributed “Untangling Uniformitarianism, Level 1: A Quest for Clarity,” a presuppositionalist rant that has pretty little to do with science. For Volume 4 he followed it up with “Untangling Uniformitarianism, Level II: Actualism in Crisis,” another presuppositionalist rant, which says things like “[o]ne of the effects of uniformitarian geology was to destroy confidence in the biblical record of origins and early earth history, and the concept of uniformitarianism still stands as a bulwark against today’s Flood geology. Therefore, it is incumbent upon creationists to address uniformitarianism.” It is, in other words, not evidence that is supposed to guide scientists in their endeavors, but Reed’s favored theological musings. Indeed, Reed is adamant that religious beliefs trump observations: “We cannot know that actualism was valid in the past because nonactualistic explanations of the rocks record are logically possible. This indicates how it must be evaluated – by logical truth tests, not observations.” By “logic” Reed means “Goddidit”: “Christianity presents a metaphysical justification for causality by virtue of its coherence with the nature of God and with His acts of creation and providence […] But there is one important distinction in the Christian position – absolute causal continuity exists in the person of God, not in the physical creation.” I.e., Goddidit since it is possible to make a Pyrrhonic skeptical argument about science and because of the classical Problem of Induction (since you cannot prove that the laws of nature weren’t completely different in the past, you cannot prove that current observations tell you anything about the past). Never mind skeptical arguments about God, of course – or that his brand of skepticism would undermine any possible evidence for God – but that means questioning what you are not allowed to question. Respect the authoritah.

Reed has also written several books, including The Coming Wrath, promoted with “Want to nudge a skeptical friend with the truth of biblical history?” I don’t think presuppositionalism is a good way of nudging skeptics. He has also written Plate Tectonics: A Different View, which does indeed try to present a different view but falters a little on the coherence side. There is a critique of Reed’s positions by Jonathan Baker here.

Diagnosis: Standard pseudoscientist. At least he is candid about his presuppositions, though vague about the fact that those presuppositions lack any kind of independent evidence (as opposed to what he calls “presuppositions” among scientists in general).

#1056: Ralph Reed

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Ralph Eugene Reed, Jr. is best known as the first executive director of the Christian Coalition during the early 1990s, as the founder of the Faith and Freedom Coalition (which arranges an annual Conference dutifully attended by plenty of central political figures), and for fortunately failing the Republican nomination for the office of Lieutenant Governor of Georgia in 2006.

He allegedly became a born again in 1983 when “the Holy Spirit simply demanded me to come to Jesus,” and was hired by Pat Robertson as executive director of the Christian Coalition in 1988, an organization he led until 1997, when Federal prosecutors began investigating charges by the Christian Coalition’s chief financial officer, whereupon Reed resigned from his post to help various campaign efforts by conservative religious candidates, often with quite a bit of success (Saxby Chambliss, for instance). During his reign The Coalition was heavily involved in organizing former Robertson supporters and other religious conservatives to oppose political liberalism, making Reed one of the movers and shakers of the modern religious right. His own nominations ran into problems in part because of his deep involvement in the Abramoff scandal – his close contact with Focus on The Family ensured that this organization was implicated as well, though Richard Land has actually managed to try to argue that Reed was victimized by Abramoff. The mess that was the aforementioned 2006 Lieutenant Government campaign is described here. Reed’s money-making schemes continues to exist, however – his recent involvement in helping the Boy Scouts soft sell their upcoming change in policy on gay scouts to the religious right was not motivated by compassion. Reed retains a stunning level of influence and power among the religious right, illustrated for instance by how he could command the GOP presidential candidates (Santorum, Gingrich, Perry, Paul, and Romney) around in 2012 as well as by his connection to McCain in 2008 and by this.

According to himself Reed attempted to project a “softer” public face for Christian conservatism (like this?), which means specializing in “guerrilla warfare” to put “enemies” in “body bags” before they even realized he had struck (it is presumably meant to be a “spiritual battle plan”). Despite this general strategy, and his recurrent and systematic involvement in corruption schemes, Reed managed to complain about Obama’s cynicism during the 2012 presidential campaigns.

It seems pointless to cover his political and moral positions in detail, since they are precisely what you’d expect, and the reasoning is precisely as dumb as you’d expect as well. Reed has argued that when the government creates programs to help the poor or senior citizens, it takes away our liberty, that making divorce harder for women is a “better solution” than food stamps, that divorce (which he compares to drug use, human trafficking and legalized gambling) is proof that the country is in decline, and he has dismissed dominionism as a liberal conspiracy (despite his own close ties). In “The Case Against Gay Marriage” he declared that “all the statistics and data that we have” prove that children of intact, loving families do better than children who do not grow up in such families (the fact that gay marriage would lead to more intact, loving families wasn’t relevant since “we have not tested that thesis on a national level,” an admission that sort of completely undermines his own previous argument), and cited an unnamed CEO who claimed to have studied the most productive staff in the company and discovered that “the number one determinant of how hard they worked and how dedicated they were” was coming from an intact, loving family. That’s apparently what counts as rigor for Reed; indeed, although demonstrably false, Reed has claimed his evidence is “irrefutable”.

As so many people of his ilk, Reed is in possession of and feeds off a serious persecution complex; that many people disagree with him – and has the audacity to actually say so in public – means that he is persecuted; according to Reed “bigotry against evangelical Christians is the last acceptable form of bigotry left in the country.”

Diagnosis: Extremely influential and hence extremely scary. We don’t want to indict anyone purely on the grounds of cynicism, evil, or political position, of course, but Reed has ensured for instance through his reasoning about gay marriage that he deserves to be included.

#1057: Scott Reed

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We have no idea where Scott Reed is currently located or whether he is still alive, but he used to be a force on the fringes of the self-help movement. Indeed, his 1972 book The Miracle of Psycho-Command Power was central in the early promotion of the Law of Attraction, though otherwise apparently a poorly thought out ripoff of Psycho-Cybernetics and Think and Grow Rich, augmented with pseudoscientific information on handwriting analysis. The book taught you for instance how to hypnotize lovers, control their actions with your magic gaze, and cast spells, but these abilities seem not to have become particularly widespread despite the apparent success of Reed’s book. The book was described in Nate Gangelhoff’s You Idiot, excerpted here.

Diagnosis: Who knows, but the book is at least among the most ridiculous ever written.

#1058: Robert R. Reilly

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Robert R. Reilly is a writer and senior fellow at the American Foreign Policy Council, most famous for his book The Closing of the Muslim Mind, where he tries to explain how Islamic civilization degenerated into a “dysfunctional culture based on a deformed theology locked in determinism, occasionalism and ultimately fatalism” (reviewed here). Well, if he ever wished to be taken seriously by reasonable people, his efforts were promptly undermined by his next book, Making Gay Okay: How Rationalizing Homosexual Behavior Is Changing Everything, where he for instance argues that murderers are better than gay people because at least they feel bad about it. Gays and lesbians, according to Reilly, “use a stealth approach under the cover of issues such as school safety, diversity, and bullying” to “enforce” homosexuality in the classroom. “It is a measure of the depravity of the homosexual movement that it will not spare the innocence of children,” says Reilly, arguing that the drive “to make the abnormative normative before the children have developed their critical faculties of thought” will promote “evil teaching” that “scandalizes the children.” Deciding to double down on the lunacy, he later explained that HIV is nature’s way of warning gay people about their misuses of their own bodies.

Diagnosis: At least he shows that his reasoning skills are nothing to write home about; a marvelous way of marginalizing oneself, methinks.

#1059: Mary Stewart Relfe

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Mary Stewart Relfe is the author of When Your Money Fails (1981) and The New Money System (1982), in which she tries to argue that the number 666 is beginning to appear everywhere, which again is, of course, a sign that Satan and/or Satanists are taking over the world economic system. The books are illustrated with numerous reproductions of things that happen to have 666 on them (license plates, account numbers and so on), and arguments that e.g. the logo of the Trilateral Commission looks like a stylized 666. Other evidence provided in her well-researched books is the Sex Pistols’ (which she calls “Sex Pistol”) “Anarchy in the UK”, which she misquotes. In her first book, she even named the Antichrist as Anwar Sadat, who unfortunately for her argument was assassinated later the same year. Apparently she got most of her information from private conversations with God.

Her second book, The New Money System, was arguably even less well-hinged, though it is the source of the widespread belief that the then-new Universal Product Codes contain a hidden 666 encoded in them. It also claimed that cable TV lines were being outfitted with death rays built into the cables that would make stray dogs disappear by melting them.

Her subsequent books went in a different direction (presumably in the absence of the anti-Christ predicted by her first two books) until the Y2K and 9/11 panic allowed her to return to hysterical impending-Antichrist rants. Her books owe a great deal to the writings of Jack Van Impe (though Relfe has some trouble spelling his name right) as well as Colin Deal’s Will Christ Return by 1988? 100 Reasons Why and the obscure rants of conspiracy theorist William Cantelon on the New World Money System (I have no idea whether Deal or Cantelon are still around).

Diagnosis: Hysterically unhinged, but probably rather harmless.

Ed. note: We admit to borrowing most of the info in this entry from this article.

#1060: Stephanie & Michael Relfe

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Stephanie & Michael Relfe are among the stars of whale.to, insofar as they are committed to virtually any crazy thing ever suggested on that site. Yes, they are. Here you can read their interview with a reptilian. According to the Relfes “it was information from this interview of a female Reptilian that enabled Michael to work out how to stop his monthly abuductons, and my occasonal abductions, by changing the Quantum Matrix so that the various technologies of the enemy do not work.” And so it goes. “If this interview was permitted by senior reptilians, it was allowed for no good purpose as far as we are concerned. However, it is also possible that God allowed her to come and speak with us to give us some information, and she has since been punished (terminated).” The reptilians are liars, and as the Relfes point out in the article “The Causeof Many Miscarriages: Reptilians Steal Babies”, … well, I don’t think much comment is needed. Apparently the reptilians are not magical, however: “[M]etaphysical abilities are a gift from God to good beings, and that reptilians who are strongly associated with Fallen Angels do not fit this category. In fact, any display of metaphysical abilities is all due to their, admittedly very advanced, technology.” So there: Magic is good; technology is bad. There is also something about freemasons putting obelisks everywhere and worshipping Satan, but the connection is unclear.

How, by the way, do they know that reptilians are evil? “Next time you are at the zoo, look into the eyes of a crocodile and ask yourself, how much love is that crocodile captable of?” Evidently the same must go for extraterrestrial reptilians as well – though there may be good ones: “[S]ome reptilians did fight and die with the humans in some underground battles.”

For self-help advice, Stephanie Relfe has produced this one, which points out that “[t]he universe is a hologram. Everything is connected on an energy level with everything else.” Therefore the Law of Attraction. She also provides relationship advice: “Relationship troubles may be caused by commands inserted into the brain during alien or military abduction” – and treatises on mind control in films and computer games.

Stephanie also has some psychic abilities: “My psychic alter is very powerful and deadly. I found that out, quite by chance, in February, 2002. I decided to try a mental exercise from the book, ‘The Silva Mind Control Method.’ It consisted of counting backwards while looking upward behind my closed eyelids at a 20-degree angle. For some reason, this position of the eyes automatically produces an Alpha state in the brain. (I find it interesting that the posters and pictures of Harry Potter depict him with this eye position. Does the shadow government want today’s children to be in Alpha most of the time? *Parents, please take note and take action.) […] This incident has totally convinced me that my psychic alter and killer alter do exist; logically if these parts of me exist, then the other parts must exist as well. If the other parts exist, then, logically, something had to have happened to me to create them.” I don’t think “logically” is the right word here, but what do I know?

They have furthermore produced two books of Mars Records, available for free. The first describes “[b]iofeedback meter sessions where a man regained hidden memories of military service on Mars, Time Travel, Killing with Remote Viewing, Mind Control, and Military and Alien abductions.” In the second you can “[l]earn how YOU can stop military & alien abduction, and radionic attack! Plus learn the kinesiology Wernicke’s Correction.” Have fun.

Diagnosis: It is probably a bit enjoyable to be like the Relfes, and they are probably harmless. Someone should nevertheless gently tell their parents not to let them watch too many cartoons on TV, however.

#1061: Frances Rice

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Frances Rice is the chairperson of the (rather obscure) National Black Republican Association, which seems to be, quite frankly, engaged in one of the most ridiculous efforts to promote historical revisionism in the US. Rice herself claims to be committed to rightwing policies because MLK was, in her view, committed to such. In 2008, for instance, the NBRA announced that it was going to place 50 billboards in Denver during the Democratic convention proclaiming that “Martin Luther King Was A Republican” (no one apparently saw them). Similar campaigns in Florida resulted in a bit of a backlash, but Rice, unfazed, rather doubled down, publishing a picture in the NBRA magazine of Ku Klux Klan members burning a cross with the caption “Every person in this photograph was a Democrat.” Other articles in the magazine carry such enticing titles as “Democrats embrace their child molesters,” and “Democrats wage war on God.” Indeed, the political strategy of the NBRA is primarily to portray the Democrats as the racist party.

And commenting on recent history, Rice said “The 30-year odyssey of the South switching to the Republican Party began in the 1970s with President Richard Nixon's ‘Southern Strategy,’ which was an effort on the part of Nixon to get Christians in the South to stop voting for Democrats who did not share their values and were still discriminating against their fellow Christians who happened to be black.” Yes. Rice said that. You don’t need to know much about American history to realize why her efforts have won little recognition thus far. And during the 2008 elections the NBRA tried to encourage voters to “learn the truth” – though what they presented as “the truth” … well, it is discussed here.

Diagnosis: Utterly and ridiculously delusional, and we doubt that her strategies can do anything but backfire – but who knows?
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