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#1016: Ron Paul

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A lot of people we admire harbor quite a bit of respect for Ron Paul. And indeed, the paleolibertarian Paul has occasionally said intelligent things, and has rather frequently come across as a voice of reason in Congress. Fine. For the purposes of this Encyclopedia, Paul’ political commitments are not the issue, and even granting for the sake of argument that he has been an overall positive force in American politics, we would have a duty to point out his lunatic side as well.

The problem in the case of Ron Paul is largely a matter of his heavy involvement with the Dominionist and Christian Reconstructionist movements. For instance, Paul is a close associate of theocratic madman Gary North (a Paul researcher back in the 70s), who is also the recently appointed North Director of Curriculum Development for Paul’s new homeschooling program (also here). I leave readers to ponder the level of crazy this represents. And although Paul’s policies are far from dominionist at the federal level, his proposed legislations would result in the strengthening of a theocratic agenda by preventing the federal government from stopping establishment of theocratic legislation at the local level. His We the People Act would strip the Federal courts of jurisdiction in cases involving abortion, same-sex marriage, privacy related to sexual behavior, and Establishment Clause issues, leaving them to the states, which is exactly what the Religious Right wants to do. And the thing is: Paul has been rather explicit that theocracies at the local level are part of his deliberate agenda, and has also backed up the idea for instance by lamenting that prayer has been prohibited in schools, a common dishonest religious right trope, and by backing pastor Phillip Kayser, who advocates the death penalty for gays. It seems, in fact, to be not entirely unfair to say that Paul is a dominionist more than he is a libertarian, but that he sees limited government as the primary practical means to theocracy – he wants the church to be strong and the state to be weak: “The Founding Fathers envisioned a robustly Christian ... America, with churches serving as vital institutions that would eclipse the state in importance.”

Since he is a religious extremist, Paul does predictably not have much of an aptitude for science. He is, for instance, a creationist, dismissing evolution as “just a theory” that he does not accept. He is also a climate change denier.

More notably, Paul – an MD – is a heavy promoter of all sorts of medical woo, and has predictably defended the Health Freedom Protection Act, which basically says that quacks should be allowed to lie to their customers without having to fear being held responsible (there is a fine discussion of Paul the quack enabler here). He is also member of the batshit crazy wingnut Association of American Physicians and Surgeons. He is also fond of crazy conspiracy theories, for instance claiming that there is a plot to eliminate American sovereignty and form a single union with Canada and Mexico (yup, the NAFTA superhighway conspiracy); apparently George Bush and Rick Perry are both part of that conspiracy. That theory may have replaced his previous theory that the United Nations is going to take over the Untied States, take away their guns and do away with the Constitution and American currency (which he claimed in this John Birch society-produced video), but who knows.

Diagnosis: At heart a doddering, old, deranged theocrat. There is no way around that conclusion.

#1017: Katie Pavlich

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Katie Pavlich is a hardcore global warming denialist and wingnut who regularly contributes to Townhall and makes appearances on Fox News. As expected, Pavlich has little understanding or time for the science behind global warming – or science in general – taking for instance polls showing that the majority of Americans don’t believe that climate change is a threat to be evidence against climate change. Also, the fact that it gets cold in winter means that global warming isa hoax. As so many wingnuts of her kind, she has also promoted the “Rachel Carson banned DDT worldwide” myth.

However, she is most famous for her contributions to gun control debates, pretty much mixing up the debate over gun control with virtually any unrelated issue – the result being some unusually bizarre conspiracy theories and talking points. For instance, she was heavily opposed to the United Nations “Arms Trade Treaty” which would ban trading arms with countries or terrorist groups that would use said weapons to commit genocide or acts of terror, somehow failing to see that the treaty wouldn’t affect American domestic policy on guns. Well, being opposed to the treaty is her prerogative. What puts her stance on that issue in a bizarre light is her – at the same time – obsessed rants about Operation Fast and Furious, in which she accused the Obama administration of purposely selling guns to Mexican cartels as part of Obama’s master plan to get support for more gun control. Her conspiracy theory is laid out in her book Fast and Furious: Barack Obama’s Bloodiest Scandal and Its Shameless Cover-Up, which was praised for instance by the John Birch Society.

Diagnosis: Wingnut conspiracy theorist and science denialist. We’ve encountered some of these before, I think.

#1018: Steve & Erin Pavlina

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Both of them - though Internet
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Steve Pavlina is a life coach and personal development advisor, most famous for his book Personal Development for Smart People, which rather obviously deals with matters beyond his expertise and is – equally obviously – not targeted at smart people, but rather at the Dunning-Kruger quartile unable to see that they are not. On his website, and in his book, Pavlina amply demonstrates how crank magnetism sometimes works by personal example, and both are filled with substantial amounts of crazy (though he evidently doesn’t like that being pointed out to him).

Pavlina is for instance a champion of raw foodism and water fluoridation conspiracies. He also rejects science as a method for gaining knowledge about health issues, since science tends to disagree with him on said issues. The official reason is primarily that big pharma is in a conspiracy against him and some relativism bullshit, including the point that science was wrong before, as well as tacit Galileo gambits – Pavlina is, as most cranks, fond of Kuhn (whom he doesn’t understand). And note to cranks: even on Feyerabend’s view it makes no sense to claim that scientific consensus is wrong and your views represent a new paradigm – part of the nature of relativism is the commitment to the idea that if you disagree with consensus, then since consensus decides truth, it means that you are wrong – by definition. Not so in Pavlina’s mind: “The Scientific Method is a tool, and like any other tool it has limits. It is a tool for studying objective reality, and within that domain, it’s indomitable. But it’s a worthless tool for studying subjective reality. So if you want to study the possibility that reality is thought-created – that observer and observer are inseparably connected – then you can’t use the Scientific Method.” Well, ok. You can’t use the scientific method for that, I suppose. Of course, you can’t use any other method either, but that doesn’t stop Pavlina from trying. Indeed, Pavlina promotes something he calls “intention-manifestation”, which is pretty much this.

There is a website devoted to him here, and a decent takedown here.

Erin Pavlina, Steve’s ex-wife, is a psychic, New Age guru and lightworker, famous for promoting modern belief in “spirit guides”. Spirit guides, imaginary friends for adults, are psychic magic-beings who can apparently not interfere with your free will, but may nudge you in the right direction. According to Erin Pavlina, before the 9/11 events many people were ‘nudged’ by their spirit guides not to arrive at the buildings on that day, despite the fact that statistically speaking it doesn’t look that way. Pavlina, however, complains that some of the victims of 9/11 probably became victims because they “used logic to override their intuition” to stay away. See how bad things may turn out if you follow logic rather than intuition! The guides of the terrorists, however, “were definitely attempting to get their charges to stop their plan, just like any guide would of anyone planning murder.” Spirit guides are incredibly moral, but unfortunately terrorists rely so heavily on logic that the guides don’t stand a chance.

Pavlina offers a training course for $3000, in which you can learn how to contact your spirit guides and how to read people’s chakras. But by visiting her website you can, for free, learn how to “raise your vibrations” (here, though it is not recommended); you can measure it by intuition, but be careful: logic and reason may break the spell.

Diagnoses: Dense cranks, both of them. To be avoided at all costs.

#1019: Steve Pearce

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Stevan Edward “Steve” Pearce is the U.S. Representative for New Mexico's 2nd congressional district and your typical wingnut moron. He has promoted himself as a true champion of Christian values, with the usual distortions and lies associated with people who promote themselves that way, for instance claiming that atheists are campaigning to outlaw prayer (a standard Liar for Jesus utterly dishonest spin on the Establishment Clause).

What kind of politician he is can nevertheless probably best be illustrated by his birther sympathies, and at a 2010 event in Los Lunas he refused to say whether he believes Barack Obama is a natural-born U.S. citizen – in response to no one but Karl Rove’s rejection of that idiocy. He has also dismissed environmentalism as the domain of crazies and kooks. And to top if off, Pearce is a creationist, claiming that “[p]eople are declaring that we descended from apes. Now, I know that’s not true.”

Diagnosis: Don’t vote for this guy, New Mexico. Seriously.

#1020: Nancy Pearcey

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A.k.a. Creationists’ Miss Information

Nancy Randolph Pearcey is an American evangelical author (several articles with Chuck Colson), columnist for Human Events, affiliated with various Bible Colleges, a leading proponent of Dominionism and a prominent creationist. Her dominionism is perhaps best described in her 2004 book, Total Truth: Liberating Christianity from Its Cultural Captivity, which teaches readers how to implement the idea that a Biblical world view should suffuse every aspect of one’s life and how readers need to be extremely cautious with even deliberating ideas from non-Christians. There may “be occasions when Christians are mistaken on some point while nonbelievers get it right,” she says; “[n]evertheless the overall systems of thought constructed by nonbelievers will be false – for if the system is not built on Biblical truth, then it will be built on some other ultimate principle.” Interestingly and tellingly Michele Bachmann claimed it was a “wonderful book”.

Pearcey is also a senior fellow of the Discovery Institute’s Center for Science and Culture, where she has had the primary responsibility for promoting the intelligent design movement’s viewpoint through op-eds for journals and magazines (especially Marvin Olasky’s World magazine), and contributed to the infamous ID textbook Of Pandas and People. Pearcey has no scientific credentials, of course, but she has a personal relationship with Jesus so the lack of scientific credentials does not seem to matter too much to the Discotute or her fellow creationists. She also possesses the Intelligent Design promoters’ usual problems with distinguishing what she’s involved in from pure religion (officially, of course, the Discotute is not a religious institution). In her 1994 book, co-written with Charles Thaxton, The Soul of Science: Christian Faith and Natural Philosophy she used her scientific background to explain how information theory leads to God and the end of evolution, in the process proudly flaunting her complete lack of idea what information theory is (hence her nickname).

Recently she has devoted some intellectual efforts also to LGBT issues, calling homosexuality the “denigration of physical anatomy” (she does have a way with words, which is completely insensitive to what those words actually mean) and attacking the claim that sexual orientation is not a lifestyle choice. Since sexual orientation is a lifestyle choice, according to Pearcey, marriage equality will make us lose “the foundation of the American republic.” She has also written on the topic for the WND, where she argues that anatomy has “intrinsic dignity” and that scientists today believe in Cartesian substance dualism.

Nancy’s husband Rick is also a moderately prominent creationist and an awfully silly one. He doesn’t like gays either. When McDonald’s decided not to discriminate against gays, Rick Pearcey claimed that “McDonald’s has decided, apparently, to declare war on my family. And to declare war on the civilization of liberty, independence, creativity, and humanity under God that my Dad fought for in World War II.” Which might be among the most embarrassingly idiotic things anyone has ever said. He followed it up with the rhetorical “[w]hy help finance groups that turn their backs on the Declaration of Independence, the Founding vision, and the living Creator who holds it all together?” And he concluded that Chick-Fil-A was a better choice because they like “real families” (that would be “real families™”), “not ones made up by the ACLU last Tuesday.” Indeed.

Diagnosis: Your standard dishonest creationist hack. Pearcey does undoubtedly enjoy some insidious influence, however, and must be considered moderately dangerous.

#1021: Michael & Debi Pearl

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Michael Pearl a Christian fundamentalist pastor, missionary, and evangelist. His day job is to run the No Greater Joy organization, but he is most famous for his, shall we say, controversial book To Train Up A Child written with his wife Debi. The Pearls claim to have sold 670,000 copies of that one, though the Nielsen BookScan records only 9,579 sales since 2001. Given the contents of the book one would hope the Nielsen numbers are more accurate.

To Train Up A Childis, simply put, a handbook in child abuse in which the Pearls book advises parents to use objects like a quarter-inch plumbing tube to spank children and “break their will,” as well as to subject them to other forms of torture (such as putting children under a cold garden hose and advice that “a little fasting is good training”) to ensure that they succumb to Jesus. The book has been linked to at least three child deaths, but according to the Pearls it is apparently a good way of teaching children arithmentics: “I have told a child I was going to give him 10 licks. I count out loud as I go … Pretending to forget the count, I would again stop at about eight and ask him the number. Have him subtract eight from ten, (a little homeschooling) and continue with the final two licks.”

The book claims to espouse “simple, Biblical principles.” In their own words: “If you are just beginning to attempt to control an already rebellious child who runs from discipline and is too incoherent to listen, then use whatever force is necessary to bring him to bay. If you have to sit on him to spank him then do not hesitate. And hold him there until he is surrendered. Prove that you are bigger, tougher, more patiently enduring, and are unmoved by his wailing. Defeat him totally. Accept no conditions for surrender. No compromise. You are to rule over him as a benevolent sovereign. Your word is final.” It’s really an epic battle of the wills, like Jesus against Satan. Carri Williams, home-schooling mother of one of the children who died, claimed that her daughter rebelled herself to death.

At least the Pearls have some empathy for parents who don’t follow their ways, comparing such parents to Holocaust victims on the way to the concentration camp, and the toddlers their deranged concentration camp abusers, or something (the medical and civil authorities, on the other hand, are consistently referred to as “the Gestapo”)

Part of the purpose is to keep the child away from the New World Order: “If you want a child who will integrate into the New World Order and wait his turn in line for condoms, a government funded abortion, sexually transmitted disease treatment, psychological evaluation and a mark on the forehead, then follow the popular guidelines in education, entertainment and discipline, but if you want a son or daughter of God, you will have to do it my God’s way.”

The Pearls are not alone. Similar books for parents are Shepherding a Child’s Heart by Tedd Tripp; and Don’t Make Me Count to Three by Ginger Plowman.

Diagnosis: You’ll hardly find much more repugnant people in the US. 

#1022: Michael Peroutka

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Michael Anthony Peroutka is the founder of the Institute on the Constitution (with his brother Stephen), co-host of The American View radio program, and prominent member of the Constitution Party, being their candidate for president in 2004. His candidacy – the campaign theme being “God, Family, Republic” – emphasized in particular the Bible and the idea of America as a Christian Nation, advocating for instance a revision of the First Amendment to affirm Triune Christianity as the officially established religion of the United States. Peroutka was accordingly endorsed by several prominent Dominionists, the League of the South, and Alex Jones. (In 2014 his ambitions are a bit lower, but he is registered to run for spots on a county commission and on the Republican party committee in Anne Arundel County, Maryland; less power, perhaps, but also a greater chance of succeeding – and this guy is seriously dangerous.)

Yes, he is a staunch theocrat, claiming that the church–state separation a myth and a lie and that the Constitution, in reality, mandates just the opposite (which makes it a bit unclear why he thinks it needs to be changed, but fair enough). According to Peroutka “[a] revolution has happened in America […] over the past 150 years. Evolution is at the bottom of it, and some very un-American people have been and are behind it. The purpose of the revolution is to stop you from being able to think and believe like an American [i.e. like Peroutka] any more …. It’s been a calculated and evil anti-God, anti-Christian revolution.” You don’t get much more insane than that; though he is probably right that people with a modicum of education and critical thinking skills probably won’t think and believe like him. He has elsewhere argued that teahching evolution is “disloyalty to America”. To support the claim, he quotes the Declaration of Independence: “There exists a creator God. He is the God of the Bible. He is not Allah, nor any of the Hindu deities, nor is he the God that is in the wind or in the trees or some other impersonal force. He created us. We did not evolve from apes or slimy, swampy things.” Evidently secular scholars must have missed that passage.

In 2012, the Human Rights Campaign called Peroutka an “active white supremacist and secessionist sympathizer,” though Peroutka denies the charges. He does, however, refer to the Confederate flag as “the American flag”. Interestingly, Peroutka does (at least occasionally) take his own goals to be in line e.g. with Martin Luther King’s goals, though he does have his own interpretation of MLK’s words, claiming for instance that MLK did not call for civil rights in the 1963 “I Have A Dream” speech (but rather for Biblical law). Indeed, Peroutka has said that all civil rights laws are unjust because “there is no such thing as a civil right.”

Peroutka is perhaps (or used to be) most noted for his anti-abortion stance, advocating that the anti-choice movement should begin to use different and more extreme tactics and that local officials should begin prosecuting women for murder if they have an abortion. He apparently refuses to recognize Roe v. Wade; according to Peroutka that case doesn’t have any impact on the law because it violates the Bible. He doesn’t like gays either (surprise), and was part of the coalition to file the motherof all Proposition 8 briefs in 2013 (arguing for instance that laws against homosexuality and sodomy affirm rather than deny the humanity of gay people). Peroutka has elsewhere emphasized that if we followed God’s laws then there would be “no way we are ever going to validate homo or sodomite-unmarriage,” compared gay marriage to bank robbery, claimed that ENDA isn’t about civil rights (there are none, remember) but an insidious attempt by the government to force you to be gay, and argued that the apparently un-Biblical victory of the Union in the Civil War led directly to gay marriage – according to Peroutka the South’s defeat opened the door to a “huge black hole of centralized power,” which means that people began looking to the government, rather than God, as the source of their rights; “the real effect of the War and the Reconstruction after the war was to take the very foundation of our understanding of our rights away from us, that is to say that they come from God, and put them in the hands of men,” who can then change the meaning of concepts like marriage. Yes, it is all going down the drains; according to Peroutka, America is “heading toward Haiti” because we are disobeying God’s laws.

Of course, due to its failure to align itself with God’s laws, Peroutka does not trust the legal system. He is accordingly for instance pessimistic about the Hobby Lobby case – Justice Anthony Kennedy will rule against Hobby Lobby because he hates God: “The reason he hates God is because he thinks he is God. And if you think you’re God, then you hate anybody else or any other entity or being that anybody would give homage to that would interfere with what you see yourself as; he is jealous of any other God.”

On the other hand, Peroutka is very fond of home-schooling, and argues that the solution to school violence is to abolish schools, which … well …

Diagnosis: At least he is reasonably clear about his goals. It is rather interesting that he has earned the respect of several people who also claim to have America’s best interests in mind (Peroutka, on his side, doesn’t even really recognize America).

#1023: Dennis Petersen

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The infamously insane fundie conspiracy theorist Peter J. Peters, famous for this one, seems to have passed away.

But there are plenty of others ready to take his place. Dennis Petersen is another fundie conspiracy theorist, and founder of The Creation Resource Foundation, which is devoted to “helping families build a confidently Bible-based world view through multi-media seminars, books, videos, newsletters, media interviews, and field trips. Every production is designed to exalt the Lord Jesus Christ as The Creator, to whom every human must be ultimately accountable.” He is also author of Unlocking The Mysteries of Creation, which seems to enjoy some popularity among homeschoolers. Both his organization and book are hardcore young earth creationist. His objections to evolution are rather familiar: how could all the complexity happen by random chance (which rather clearly demonstrates that he doesn’t even understand the fundamentals of the theory he purports to criticize)? And what about the second law of thermodynamics?

In other words, Petersen promotes your standard creationist talking points, seemingly oblivious to the fact that they have been refuted a thousand times. But then, Petersen’s goal isn’t truth or accuracy, but Jesus.

Diagnosis: Facts, evidence and reason simply have no traction with this kind of people, and Petersen appears to carry some influence among the less reality-apt segments of the population.

#1024: Douglas Peterson

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Douglas Peterson is a radically insane Christian fundamentalist who appears to run a number of websites. The names alone should give you a clue. “America’s Christian Heritage” seems primarily devoted to complaining that the Bible isn’t “read and taught as a divine revelation in the school?” Apparently that’s what Peterson thinks the Constitution says it should be; he doesn’t seem to have read it, but he has read David Barton’s writings. His website “The American Holocaust Memorial” argues that the legality of abortion is a deliberate genocide of African Americans (the link is to a discussion of Gregg Cunningham’s pamphlet). His website “Evolution Sucks!” is devoted to his arguments against evolution. And ok, he’s got some novel ones. Try this: According to Peterson evolutionists claim that whales evolved from land-dwelling creatures and also that land animals evolved from fish. Apparently those two claims cannot be true together according to Peterson, so his challenge is: “Can you show the transitional fossils that prove ANY of this?” (No, he hasn’t bothered to look.) Then you can try to make sense of this challenge. He has a few others, generally suggesting that he has had a look at a variety of creationist materials but not quite succeeded in grasping even the standard canards; the results are rather fascinating.

Diagnosis: Insignificant internet kook with some websites. Not very influential, but Peterson can nevertheless serve as a representative for that particular species of loon.

#1025: Kevin Pezzi

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Another village kook, Kevin Pezzi’s main claim to notability may be to have some screed about Shirley Sherrod published on Andrew Breitbart’s Big Government site (then quietly deleted a few hours later). To get an idea of what kind of fellow Pezzi is, you can have a look at his bio. “Dr. Pezzi has over 850 inventions to date, and is currently developing a device that will make you wonder if you’ve been teleported a century into the future,” he claims, and he has “developed a new technique of fractional multiplication, in spite of his lifelong aversion to math […] A government official once claimed that Dr. Pezzi achieved the highest score ever attained on an IQ test administered nationwide, although Pezzi dismisses this as disingenuous pandering.” Pretty amazing stuff. He has also found the cure for cancer, but Big Pharma is blocking it because they can’t make a profit on it.

Most importantly, Pezzi knows how to enlarge your penis. He is president (and client) of the Penis Growth Club for Men, and can tell you how to achieve amazing results in his Advanced Enlargement; and in his Science of Sex, he can teach you how to enhance your libido, sexual pleasure and performance. At least it worked for him, which, given his credentials, may not even count as anecdotal evidence. What is particularly interesting is that he is apparently not even at present trying to sell you these books (he offers no reasons why not).


Diagnosis: Yet another Internet kook; insignificant, but our Encyclopedia would have been seriously incomplete if we hadn’t included at least one person who buys into the penis enlargement woo – and Pezzi is apparently the guy who takes spam to be some kind of religiously toned revelation of our fantastic future. A remarkable fellow.

#1026: Michael Pfeifer

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Michael David Pfeifer is the Roman Catholic bishop of the Diocese of San Angelo, vocal opponent of stem cell research, and generally quite unhinged. Why are the Culture Wars raging in Texas (e.g. these travesties)? Well, Pfeifer has an explanation. Where the saner part of the population would be inclined to explain the debates by referring to entrenched religious fundamentalism, anti-intellectualism, standard denialism mechanics, and rank bigotry, Pfeifer sees it differently. Pfeifer instead believes there is demonic influence in Texas manifested through cults and Satan worship. So there. One suspects his suggested explanation will also lead him to locate the problems in the wrong places (nor is it really an explanation for anything).

Pfeifer has apparently also participated in several exorcisms as part of his contributions to the Culture Wars, and was a central figure inthis 2011 conference on exorcism, led by expert exorcist Dennis McManus.

Diagnosis: It is a bit interesting that Pfeifer and his ilk link the alleged resurgence of demonic possession to the popularity of the topic in movies, which suggests that some grownups in position of authorities have some troubles distinguishing fiction from reality. But then again, I suppose some cynics will argue that you don’t become a Catholic bishop in the first place if you were really good at making that distinction.

Actually, Pfeifer seems to have retired (December 2013). 

#1027: Donald Phau

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Donald Phau is yet another minor wingnut fundie, whose level of crazy is sufficient to weigh up for his lack of influence (though there is a Donald Phau who was involved with the Lyndon LaRouche movement at some – don’t know if it is the same). Phau has also been awarded for his efforts to bring in the crazy by extensive whale.to coverage (here).

His main schtick is “the Satanic roots of rock”, and he has a warning to all those who think that music was more innocent in the sixties. You see, pop and rock “is, and always has been, a joint enterprise of British military intelligence and Satanic cults.” Indeed, “[b]oth sides are intimately entwined with the biggest business in the world, the international drug trade,” and rock stars often end up as drug addicts in virtue of the Satanic British military trying to keep them in line (though “[o]ff the stage, the Beatles werejust as evil,” partially due, it seems, to “their manager, a homosexual named Brian Epstein”). “These drugs were secretly placed in drinks such as Coca-Cola, turning thousands of unsuspecting victims into raving psychotics,” says Phau, though both the purpose of such measures and the evidence for the claims remain elusive.

Diagnosis: A shadowy figure (little information has been located apart from his anti-rock screed), but decidedly worthy of inclusion in our Encyclopedia.

#1028: Judson Phillips

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Judson Phillips is the founder and leader of Tea Party Nation, which is listed as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center, and - illuminatingly - one of the central movers and shakers in the Tea Party movement. Phillips and his group organized the 2010 National Tea Party Convention, a rather controversial affair boycotted by several prominent Tea Party sympathizers due to its for-profit nature, and Phillips himself is completely crazy, stunningly moronic, and a pathological conspiracy theorist.

He is famous for his ardent defenses of freedom and liberty, and has accordingly for instance argued that voter rights should be restricted to property owners and decried the “anti-Constitutional legislation of civil rights” – according to Phillips older white Americans are the “real Americans” because they lived before that legislation. His insights into how society and economy work is rather brilliantly witnessed by this breathtaking example of ignorance combined with cognitive dissonance.

Phillips on Obama the gay atheist radical Muslim liberal communist nazi totalitarian usurper
For insight into the workings of the mind of a conspiracy theorist, one could do worse than look at Phillips’s reaction to Osama bin Laden’s death. According to Phillips, Obama opposed the raid on bin Laden’s compound but the military went through with it anyway, saying that Obama’s stern facial expression and serious demeanor in his address to the country shows that he was angry about the successful operation. Of course, Phillips has previously also claimed Obama only wanted to kill bin Laden to help his reelection campaign, but he’ll go for whatever comes across as loonier on any given occasion to appease his fans (for the updated story Phillips cite his source as a “story floating around the Internet,” which he takes to be a pretty reliable source whenever the Internet says something Phillips likes to hear). More recently, however, Phillips has also argued that Obama faked Bin Laden’s death and intentionally gave a drone to Iran for somewhat unclear reasons. Apparently the Boston marathon bombing was a conspiracy as well, and the clues in Phillips’s head point straight to Obama.

As one may have gathered, Phillips really doesn’t like Obama: “The obvious question people ask is ‘Is Obama a Muslim?’ I don’t think so. Obama is a Marxist and as such, if he truthfully answered the question, he is probably an atheist. However, there is no dispute that he was raised as a Muslim in Indonesia and certainly carries that cultural experience with him. What is beyond dispute is that Obama hates America. He hates everything that America stands for. He hates the goodness of America. He hates the prosperity of America. He hates the freedom of America … Obama certainly believes in the old adage, ‘The enemy of my enemy is my friend.’ Islam is the enemy of America. It is the enemy of Christianity and Judaism. For Obama, it is a convenient ally to help him achieve his goals.” No one who has the remotest grip on sanity and reason would have managed to come up with that one.

On other occasions Phillips does not hesitate to agree with, say, fellow TPN-er Marcia Wood that Obama is a radical Muslim. He has also gone full-fledged birther (no, that doesn’t quite mesh with the details of the above characterization of Obama, but, as the characterization also shows, Phillips is no stranger to cognitive dissonance), and views Orly Taitz as something of a hero. He seems also to be under the impression that the investigation of birther champion Joe Arpaio will lead to criminal charges against Obama (also here). But then, Phillips’s understanding of such issues is … well, he did get some attention for his argument that Romney could still win the 2012 election – in late November 2012. Even the WND silently retracted that rant after a few hours.

He has also claimed that Obama might be a gay drug addict, which would clearly fit the profile of Obama as a follower of radical Islam (by the classic “I don’t like gays; I don’t like Muslims; I don’t like Obama; therefore Obama is a gay Muslim”-inference.)

Phillips on Democrats, OWS, communist liberals and totalitarian nazi Jews
Phillips is apparently completely convinced that the Democrats are going to impose a dictatorship, not only because Obama is a Marxist who hates and wants to destroy America (really), but because “liberals love dictatorships.” He absurdly claimed that Nazi Germany, Maoist China and the Soviet Union were all based on liberalism, arguing that liberals require dictatorships because their “ideas suck”.  That’s some political insight, there, and it explains why “Stalinist” and “Hitlerian Obama” is trying to “build a one-party state”, and why liberals, especially those in the Obama administration and the gay rights movement, “are looking more and more like Nazis every day” and seek “to destroy anyone who disagrees with them.” And he can show that no one really likes liberals either: “Sports teams are named after something admired. That’s why there is no sports team named the Democrats or the liberals,” says Judson Phillips.

Of course, given that ordinary people hate liberals, how come Obama won the 2012 election? According to Phillips Obama won reelection in 2012 because more than a million people cast votes in two states, a number he reached because he is bad at thinking. (In fairness the number is at least more conservative than the estimate reachedby former Libertarian vice presidential candidate Wayne Allyn Root, who estimates that Democrats “across the country” voted ten times each for President Obama, but the methods employed to reach those figures were similar.)

His denunciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement employed some of the same shining ideas. According to Phillips OWS had communist and Nazi ties, and he concluded that that OWS is a “well thought out plan by far left wing groups,” which the tea party must fight: “Good and evil cannot coexist … Either we totally defeat the far left in 2012 or we lose.” The Nazi connection apparently permeates the whole Democratic party – according to Phillips, this is somehow proven by the existence of Jewish Democratic groups. Phillips calledthe National Jewish Democratic Council a Nazi group that, like other liberals, is “in love with totalitarian regimes” such as Hitler’s Germany. Phillips said the group’s statement calling on Sen. Rand Paul to denounce Phillips’ recent comparison of liberals to Nazis, was akin to Nazi book burning and proves that liberals “want to allow no dissent or freedom to disagree.” No, he doesn’t quite understand … things.

During the 2010 elections, Phillips asserted that Keith Ellison is unfit for Congress in part because Ellison is Muslim. Instead Phillips endorsed the independent candidate Lynne Torgerson, who claims that Islam “is not a ‘religion’ recognizable under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.”

Phillips on killings and health care reform
His reaction to the attempted assassination of Gabrielle Giffords also gained him some controversy. First of all, Phillips claimed that the shooter was “a leftist lunatic,” apparently because one person who knew him in high school said he was a liberal several years ago. He then instructed members of Tea Party Nation to blame liberals for the attempted assassination to defend the tea party movement’s recent electoral gains and warned the group members that they “would be called upon to fight leftists in the days ahead and defend their movement.” He wasn’t particularly concerned for Giffords, in other words. In general, his responses to school shootings have a certain flair to them. In his initial response to the shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, he emailed members an article about the massacre that sharply criticized teachers and urged government to cripple teachers’ unions and place guards like George Zimmerman at every school, suggesting that it should “be required that all teachers and other staff be armed and in trained in SWAT” because Americans should worry about “the bloodbath you may well see if Iranian and Hamas agents go en masse into the schools of this nation.”

Nor did the TPN fancy the health care reform (indeed, the Affordable Care Act is like rape, according to TPN spokesperson Darwin Rockantansky). And of course, the Supreme Court ruling was probably a conspiracy in which Chief Justice John Roberts was blackmailed to Support ObamaCare (details of the alleged conspiracy – which are truly glorious – are here).

Phillips on tolerance and gratitude
As one might have suspected, Phillips has recurrent difficulties with words, such as “tolerance”. Apparently disagreeing with him is an example of intolerance, and the fact that liberals have criticized Marcus Bachmann’s gay reversion therapiesshows that “the left is not tolerant. The left never allows dissent” – since they do not endorse rightwing attempts to have gay people locked up and forced into treatment. But then again, Phillips seems to view homosexuality as an East Coast- generated conspiracy to ruin America. And he truly lamented Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer vetoed her state’s ‘right-to-discriminate’ bill, a decision which he believes will lead to “tyranny,” “fascism” and “slavery.” In fact, he believes that bakers will now be forced to bake penis cakes.

Phillips also seems to think that political positions should be determined by gratitude, and that those who disagree with him are – if not in a conspiracy – mentally disabled.

Diagnosis: A joke (but a bad one), and a persistent charicature of his own positions. Some people seem to take him seriously, and if you do you have proven beyond reasonable doubt that you are a moron. Since there are so many of the latter Phillips must nevertheless be considered dangerous.

#1029: Phil Phillips

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Phil Phillips is an author who enjoyed a brief period of fame in the eighthies when the Satanic Panic was at its peak. His most famous contribution to intellectual life was probably Turmoil in the Toybox (1986), which argued that the Smurfs, He-Man, Care Bears, My Little Pony, Cabbage Patch Kids, Mighty Mouse and Rainbow Bright are all the devil’s toys concocted in the deepest layers of hell to lead our children to doom. (A pdf of excerpts is available here).

Turmoil was followed by Halloween and Satanism (1987), Saturday Morning Mind Control (1991), and Dinosaurs: The Bible, Barney, and Beyond (1994), which continued in what is essentially the same vein. A televised version of Phillips’s contributions to the civilization project (with Gary Greenwald) can be found here and here. Apparently Berit Kjos is still a fan (this one also claims to be a fan, but I hope for the love of anything good that it is a poe).

With his wife Cynthia he has later written Miracle Parenting on the subject of “Biblical parenting”. We haven’t read it but it should be good given Phillips’s background in the field of all things pedagogical.

Diagnosis: An insult to crazy. And he even managed to have some influence among frightened and not particularly reality-inclined parents in the 80s. Doesn’t seem to have caused much lasting damage, though.

If you wish to experience 1.5 hours of Phil Phillips you can do so here. It sort of pulls you in.

#1030: Chuck Pierce

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Charles D. “Chuck” Pierce is President of Glory of Zion International Ministries (Denton, Texas), prominent member of the New Apostolic Reformation, a dominionist, and an overall rather nasty piece of work. He has produced a plethora typical fundie materials, including several books with titles such as The Future War of the Church (also here) and the Worship Warrior– as the titles suggest, Pierce literally means war, and he seems fond of the idea of warring, slaying and being brutal in the name of Jesus. Even his “doctorate”, of Practical Ministry, is from the Wagner Leadership Institute, which was founded by the perhaps most ominous, evil (though somewhat low-key) presence in the US at present, C. Peter Wagner. Pierce is also a prominent member of Wagner’s International Council of Apostles (ICA), “a professional society of apostles” who possess “the authority to establish the foundational government of the church.”

Pierce’s view of the world can be well illustrated by his response to the 2011 Japan earthquake: It happened because Pierce prayed for it to happen. Apparently Pierce had, in 2005, taken a team to Japan for a strategic prayer gathering on the island of Hokkaido to try to exorcise the spirits who inhabit that island (Hokkaido is “a stronghold of spiritism in both Japan and the 40/70 Window,” according to Pierce). Apparently his brother Keith prophecied that “there will be a shaking coming to Japan that will bring them to their knees,” brought forth by Chuck’s efforts. “I will create a leveling effect in Japan,” said the voices in Chuck’s head, and amply demonstrates the raging ball of insanity and hate that is Chuck Pierce. (He also believes that the prayers offered by Dutch Sheets and himself were directly causally responsible for the capture of Saddam Hussein, also here). He didn’t cause the Joplin tornado, however; that was caused by a speech Obama gave in 2011 concerning the situation in the Middle East. Said speech also caused spiritual forces to be released that “will cause racism to rise up back to 1967” levels. (One suspects Pierce is just looking for a justification for something.) Apparently Pierce had also predicted that this would happen back in 2005, but of course he couldn’t reveal that prediction before the relevant events had transpired – same thing for his prophecizing hurricane Sandy. Hurricane Irene, however, was God sending angels to change the government. It’s hard for us lay people to know the difference.

Indeed Pierce appears to talk to God on an almost daily basis, and God talks back. In 2008, for instance, God showed him the extent to which people “were aligning around race and gender as opposed to mission call and gifting,” and “different layers of the atmosphere in relationship to His presence versus the demonic spiritual rule in that particular area or region […] There were 10 ruling centers already developed within the United States. Then He showed me the communication systems between these centers. I saw how one sacrifice empowered one dimension of an evil presence, and then that presence would communicate to another center as together they networked their plan of control. […] Next, He showed me how the communication system in the United States was linked with systems internationally and how a new form of global communications was forming in the demonic world. This communication would control financial and legal structures.” One cannot help but be amazed that there are people out there who actually do not dismiss such rants as the incoherent rambles of a raving lunatic. Indeed, according to Pierce America will fall apart, and the East and West coasts (i.e. those liberal areas and their educated population) will be ruled by demons – though these demonic liberal regions will be challenged by the godly “apostolic centers” led by Texas and other southern states, which “will arise and be leading contenders of freedom.”

Diagnosis: You don’t get to become much more delusionally repugnant and hysterically malevolent than this. And Pierce is a major power in the dominionist movement, wielding a frightening amount of influence.

#1031: Ted Pike

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If you are looking for the most horrible person in the US at present, Ted Pike is running a pretty strong candidacy. Pike is a reverend of some sort who tends to write articles for his National Prayer Network website as well as letters to Senators and Congress member and posts encouraging others to do the same – he has also appeared on Jeff Rense’s radio program to promote his views.

Soe what’s he up to? Well, in addition to being a fundie, Pike is also an anti-semite, toys with white supremacism, and holocaust denier, who believes that Auschwitz never existed. As a result, Pike is ardently and tirelessly fighting evil Jewish groups such as the ACLU, the Southern Poverty Law Center, and the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, organizations he feels are spearheading a movement to suppress freedom of speech, especially that of Christians, and any piece of anti-hate legislation.

But according to Pike the insidious influence is everywhere. For instance, according to Pike, “evolution is a Jewish conspiracy” that “ jewish supremacists use” to “corrupt mankind”. Apparently evolution is virtually the same as Marxism (Pike is not a man for the finer distinctions), and “the Jewish-dominated media and educational establishment are determined that, like unconditional support of Israel, Holocaust mythology, hate laws, and ‘civil rights’ favoritism, there will be no end to the relentless force-feeding of evolution. Belief in evolution is a prerequisite for Jewish supremacism’s new-world order. […] evolution is the largest, ugliest, most aggressive tentacle of the Jewish revolutionary octopus,” and it is a “Luciferian, dehumanizing fable ever invented by pseudo-science,” which, according to Pike, is currently being opposed by an army of real scientists. He doesn’t give any references.

But evolution isn’t the only means employed by the nefarious powers that be. According to Pike the “Da Vinci Code is an unprecedented attack on Christianity and Jesus Christ. But most people don’t know that the media giants orchestrating this attack are Jewish.” Indeed. You can also read about his article “Pedophilia: The Talmud’s Dirty Secret” here.

Apparently Jewish, Satanic forces are actively opposing him, and he has been under intense demonic attack from Cabalist Jews for decades for opposing the satanic New World Order. They even possessed his wife: “The demons [possessing her] willingly volunteered their names through Alynn's voice: Pitcaw, E-yong, Shit, Contention, It-kid-eva, Oink, etc. It became clear as the years went on that Pitcaw, who told Alynn he was her ‘private demon’, seemed to have been stationed in our house while most of the rest went on to other deviltry.” Henry Makow believes his stories because Pike “is clearly rational and sane.”

Recruitement among the college-age community to Pike’s cause is taken care of by his niece Harmony Grant, who maintains the blog “For His Name’s Sake,” on which she “strives to … generate resistance to humanist/Zionist ideas and legislation.” Her articles have also appeared on the websites of David Duke, Jeff Rense, the anti-Semitic Website Ziopedia, and in the Midnight Messenger, a newspaper edited by conspiracy theorist Des Griffin.

Diagnosis: It is hard to imagine that a human being can go more thoroughly wrong, morally and intellectually, than Ted Pike. 

#1032: John Piper

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John Stephen Piper is a Calvinistic Baptist Christian preacher, author, pastor for Preaching and Vision of Bethlehem Baptist Church in Minneapolis, and founder of the evangelical organization Desiring God (named for his book Desiring God: Meditations of a Christian Hedonist). As with most fundie crazy preachers, Piper has a knack for taking natural phenomena as signs unequivocally pointing to whatever political opinion fits his fancies at the time. For instance, a small tornado occurring during a conference of the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America in 2009 was a “gentle but firm warning” from God regarding the ELCA’s consideration of its position on issues concerning homosexuality (rather than a warning to him for being a piece of shit). In 2012 he told the victims of the recent tornado storms in the South and Midwest that “God gave the command” for the tornadoes that left at least thirty-nine people dead. Pat Robertson had earlier claimed that the tornadoes resulted from a lack of prayer rather than being God’s doing, but Piper argued instead that God sent the tornadoes because of the sins of the region, recognizing God’s “fierce fingers” all over them; and of course it must be God: “We do not ascribe such independent power to Mother Nature,” said Piper. Apparently the fact that tornados tend to hit areas that are statistically very religious and don’t support marriage equality is not taken to be relevant, however, since in that case the obvious conclusions wouldn't fit as well with Piper's preconceptions and bigotry.

But wasn’t God supposed to be, you know, good? Piper explains it here. Basically, the idea is that you don’t deserve an explanation, but you better thank God for killing your family else he’ll do it again. Some insight can, however, be garnered from what Piper, as shown by his actions, assumes a good person to be.

He is also a staunch misogynist, arguing that a husband should lead and provide and the wife joyfully and intelligently affirm and submit to her husband’s leadership. With Wayne Grudem he has co-edited the book Recovering Biblical Manhood and Womanhood, which promotes exactly the views you’d expect. On Obama and abortion, Piper has claimed that Obama is “spiritually blind” or an “evil hypocrite” for invoking Martin Luther King Jr. while not seeking to make abortions illegal since it is “against the ideals that civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. stood for,” despite the fact that King was, of course, pro-choice. But intellectual honesty is not a virtue for Piper’s ilk. Here he weighs in on marriage equality (again). Piper is also into all of the usual, fanatic endtimes stuff, which really should suffice to qualify him for an entry all by itself.

Diagnosis: It is hard to find any redeeming qualities in this case either. An abomination.

#1033: Linda Polley

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Linda Polley in 2007, with her new
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since 2003, but according to herself
really liked the new ones).

Marcella Piper-Terry runs the website vaxtruth.org, where she blames vaccines for a large range of illnesses and ailments without a shred of evidence, understanding of science, reason or grasp of the post-hoc fallacy, but a lot of conspiracy theory. Her rants are insightful enough to be picked up by whale.to. But she may not deserve her own entry.

The Polleys may be a different matter. In 1999 Gerald Polley founded his own religion of Spiritism, of which he and his wife Linda are the primary and possibly only practitioners – and since Gerald died in 2012, the congregation number has recently taken a rather substantial hit. The faith is based on a faith that, allegedly, originated 500,000 years ago on a planet named Hades and was brought to Earth by extraterrestrial colonizers, who themselves died in a cataclysmic event remembered in human legend as the Great Flood. The Polleys claim to have had this (and other things) confirmed through their contact with God, Jesus and Muhammad, as well as the spirits of John Lennon, Princess Diana, Patrick Troughton, and J.S. Bach.

Based on their experiences the Polleys have created a body of work including songs, drawings and short animations, some of which they claimed were made while channelling the spirits of dead artists (mostly done by Linda, who apparently was the one working full-time with the spiritual stuff the whole time), including a song concerning Hillary Clinton and cross-dressing, with lyrics containing the catchy passage “if you want your sons wearing skirts and panty hose, with lipstick on their faces and shiny nail polish that glows, then vote for Hillary.” Critics have noticed that the songs, putatively created by Lennon and channeled by the Polleys, resemble known American folk songs more than would be comfortable to most serious artists.

In the run-up to the 2000 presidential election, Gerald Polley claimed that Jesus had left Heaven because Bill Clinton was not impeached, and would only return should George W. Bush win the election. In 2007, he decided to try to run as a Republican presidential candidate himself on a platform of pro-choice, criminalization of homosexual acts, and tougher laws against hiring immigrants. North Dakota Republican Party Chairman Gary Emineth commented in 2007 that he was “unsure” whether Polley was a suitable candidate. Polley was, needless to say, not very successful, and wanted to try again in 2012, but died instead.

It is somewhat tricky to figure out precisely what the Polleys’ theological position is, but you can try yourself from their website here (or their “teachings” page here, or an Open Letter from God the Father to the Media of the World, denouncing Obama, here). Their video documenting the terrible situation arising from Muhammed having been attacked in the afterlife was removed from youtube but is (allegedly) available here (safety not guaranteed).

Diagnosis: To be honest I am not sure that the Polley’s religious endeavors are any more crazy than many others, but neither am I convinced that the world needs a new religion. Still, probably rather harmless, though the Polleys enjoyed a surprising amount of TV exposure in the 2000s.

#1034: Wendy Pollock & the Homeopaths Without Borders

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Wendy Pollock is a homeopath associated with the Maine-based initiative Turn the Tide and what may be the most abominably delusional initiative in existence, Homeopaths Without Borders (HWB).

Pollock, who is surely a nice and kind person if we take only her intentions into consideration, has for instance been traveling to Tanzania to treat AIDS with homeopathy as part of a HWB campaign. But if there is anything HIV positive people in Africa do not need it is Pollock’s misguided attempts at helpfulness, and the fact that the efforts of HWB are likely to interfere with real efforts to help makes her actions indistinguishable from evil.

The organization – whose president is one Jean Hoagland – has been involved in several similar projects, most notoriously in Haiti.

Diagnosis: Even well past out 1000th loon, this kind of stuff still has the power to shock and disturb. What a waste of human life and resources is the HWB!

#1035: Dale Pond

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Over the last couple of decades woo-masters have developed a deep and enduring fondness for vibration. In the words of crackpot Richard Gerber, “[v]ibrational medicine is the first scientific approach I’ve seen that is able to integrate science and spirituality,” though what it actually integrates (with religion) seems to be Medieval metaphysics concerning vital energies. According to Stephen Sinatra, “[a]ll beings are conglomerations of electromagnetic energy … [and] vibrational frequencies hold the key to optimum health.”  Woo-masters do, of course, not have the faintest clue about modern physics, and Sinatra’s claims that magic spells can help you vibrate your precious fluids back into harmony (yes, it’s that idea; these people haven’t quite noticed that the scientific understanding of medicine has progressed since the 13th century) does, needless to say, not have much to do with string theory or quantum mechanics as understood by physicists. But for these people I suppose modern physics is just another phenomenon they cannot comprehend and therefore interprets as magic, more or less in the manner conveyed by the popular image of our cave-dwelling ancestors covering in fear during thunderstorms that they could comprehend as nothing but the magic fury of their gods.

Dale Pond is a rather fine example of this type. According to Pond “it’s a musical universe,” and the history of vibration provides a source of his “sacred science”, which he taps into when treating patients at his center (SVP). According to Pond, his techniques are based on the teachings of John Ernst Worrell Keely (1827-1898), who “developed an advanced synthesis of science and philosophy. Keely was harnessing Sound, Light, Heart, Mind and Will to operate revolutionary new machinery and to improve Life and health.” Not much to do with science, in other words, but I suppose “sacred science” stands to “science” as “toy horse” stands to “horse”. In Pond’s words: “This is a science based on Natural Law governing Life, hope and Love and not Death, despair and destruction.” In other words, it’s pure religion, but “science” sounds more convincing for marketing purposes.

Apparently Pond and his center can help you “improve your Life or develop new technologies or awaken your greater consciousness” by teaching you “all about this wholistic merging of feeling, emotions, spirit, intuition, science, music, art and philosophy,” based on “the fact that everything in the universe vibrates and oscillates,” which makes absolutely no sense from any resembling a scientific point of view but which nevertheless according to Pond shows that “[t]herefore the connecting link between all that there is is vibration. By studying and applying the principles of vibration we are enabled to see beyond material matter (effects) and into the very nature of the causative Forces of Nature operating by immutable Natural and Universal Laws. SVP empowers you to change and transform your life or develop new technologies.”

That’s his starting point. It’s downhill from there. Quickly and forcefully. Pond even forumulates a series of scientific “laws” such as the Law of Force: “Energy manifests itself in three forms: Creative, the vibrating aggregate; Transmissive, being the propagation of isochronous waves through the media in which it is immersed; Attractive, being its action upon other aggregates capable of vibrating in unisons or harmony.” I don’t think that counts as a “law”. It is more a description - or it would have qualified as a description if the combinations of words had made sense. Another one is the Law of Chemical Substitution: “(too complex for brief statement).” Indeed.

Diagnosis: Woo. And this is seriously far into TimeCube land. Probably rather harmless.
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