A.k.a. Jennifer Ann Greene/Kealey (possible real names)
Billy Wilbanks supposedly is (or was) chair of the Science Department at Jackson College, Texas, an alleged educational institution that seems to be little the sort. Wilbanks’s rank ignorance about … well, anything remotely connected to science made its rounds on the Internet a few years ago, but the reason he doesn’t get a separate entry is that I have been utterly unable to locate any other reference to this character, making me somewhat unsure about the veracity of the initial story. Oh, well – he wouldn’t beat Arizona Wilder anyways.
Arizona Wilder is the glorious sometimes sidekick of David Icke, and possibly the craziest person on the Internet able to form minimally coherent sentences and (arguably) avoid color combinations unintentionally conducive to producing epileptic seizures. Wilder is, in short, into virtually every conspiracy theory and piece of pseudoscience known to the Internet, with little regard for internal consistency.
We’ll give her a chance to explain the basics: “The Illuminati, the clique which control the direction of the world, are genetic hybrids, the result of interbreeding between a reptilian extraterrestrial race and humanity many thousands of years ago. The centre of power is not even in this dimension – it is in the lower fourth dimension, the lower astral as many people call it, the traditional home for the ‘demons’ of folklore and myth. These fourth dimensional reptilian entities work through these hybrid bloodlines because they have a vibrational compatibility with each other. This is why the European royal and aristocratic families have interbred so obsessively, as do the so called Eastern Establishment families of the United States which produce the leaders of America. Every presidential election since and including George Washington in 1789 has been won by the candidate with the most European royal genes.”
Wilder first came to notice with the release of David Icke’s The Biggest Secret, his collection “evidence” for his theory that the world is dominated by shape-shifting reptilians from other dimensions. The book’s index even contains the entry, “Wilder, Arizona – see Mother Goddess”. The short story behind that (a longer one is here) is that the Queen of the UK is really the master reptilian: “I have seen her sacrifice people and eat their flesh and drink their blood. One time she got so excited with blood lust that she didn’t cut the victim’s throat from left to right in the normal ritual, she just went crazy, stabbing and ripping at the flesh after she’d shape shifted into a reptilian. When she shape-shifts, she has a long reptile face, almost like a beak, and she’s an off-white colour,” says Wilder. How does she know? Well, Wilder was herself born into the inner circle, with her destiny as a cult figurehead already set, and was ritually abused as part of her indoctrination – her chief handler being, as with most of these people, Joseph Mengele.
In Icke’s book she describes, at some length, human sacrifice rituals involving the Pope, the Clintons, the Reagans, both George Bushes, various members of the Royal Family, and Bob Hope, who summoned “snarling, hideous creatures.” The creatures who rule our planet cannot enter our dimension on their own but need to be anchored here with a sacrifice, and need adrenalchrome to keep them in human form. This chemical only comes into the blood when the victim has been tortured and traumatized, and Wilder’s job was to preside over the ceremonies and act as a conduit for the reptilians in her role as a “mother goddess.” Corroborating evidence? Yeah, you bet.
Her rants are popular at whale.to and the Icke forums, however, but that goes without saying. Wilder herself, however, seems to have mysteriously disappeared off the radar.
Diagnosis: Perhaps it is a bit mean to include her here. But some crazies actually take her seriously – indeed, enough of them to make her influence not entirely negligible.