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#1171: Jelaila Starr

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A.k.a. Joscelyn Kelly

In 1992 Joscelyn Kelley had a “spiritual awakening” and became a walk-in Starseed called Jelaila while she was a patient at an abortion clinic. After Jelaila took possession of Mrs. Kelley she married fellow Nibiruan “walk-in” Jehowah (Jonathan) Starr, and in January of 1997 she was “trained” as a galactic messenger and founded The Nibiruan Council, named after Nibiru, Zechariah Sitchin’s alleged 12th planet of the solar system (don’t ask). But fear not, Jelaila claims she maintains contact with Joscelyn, who is currently residing on Nibiru. Jelaila regularly visits her via channelings or dream states. She also believes she is from a cat race of beings called 9D meaning 9th dimensional Felines. Jonathan (AKA Jehowah), on his side, is a 9D reptilian being. Apparently Jelaila is guided by a 9D feline called Devin, who is her brother in the 9th dimensional realms. So there.

Currently Jelaila Starr heads, as mentioned, an alien identity-based group and channels information from the Galactic Federation’s Nibiruan Council (their website is here – the design doesn’t inappropriately flaunt their advanced state of being). You can become part of this exclusive group by attending Starr’s “Are you a Nibiruan – Starseed type readings” sessions. Session prices ranges from $125 an hour with Jelaila to $100 an hour with Jonathan. If you are, indeed, a Starseed, you must also have a “Life Blueprint” reading and buy various books, tapes, vitamin supplements, colon cleanse kits and other stuff, but you mayalso get the opportunity to become “Galactic Councilor Apprentice”, and who wouldn’t want that? Perhaps it would help to employ some of their “Ascension Tools”, such as “the Accelerated DNA Recoding Process,” and the “Multidimensional Keys of Compassion”? (Presumably not included in the startup price.)

The Jelaila Starr story is described by Colleen Johnston, who seems to be quite a fluffcase herself but at least warns against Starr, here.

Starr is, of course, also a conspiracy theorist. She thinksit is in human nature to hide knowledge from each other and ourselves: “This is why these solar flares are occurring. Through the solar flares the planetary frequency is affected along with the earth’s magnetic grid. The magnetic grid holds our memories. When it is shaken through solar flares, those memories that are suppressed have the chance to surface, hence the emotional chaos we experience happening within us and around us.” There’s quite a lot of this kind of stuff on her webpage.

Diagnosis: Well, you know.

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